PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Help Out (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Miggery Sow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Out's entrance music is Remember my NAME!. A fine choice. Sow has chosen Master P as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!

Out
vs
Sow

187 cm
27
186 lbs
20 - 8 - 0

180 cm
29
169 lbs
17 - 11 - 1

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Help Out!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Miggery Sow!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, William Gold and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sow takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Sow avoids a kick to the body.

Out instigates a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sow.
Out tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Out swings wildly with an uppercut but Sow uses good head movement to avoid it.
Out misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sow.
A short right from Sow.
Sow lands with a right to the head.
Sow has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Out is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Sow drops down looking for an ankle pick but Out pulls his leg out and moves away.
Sow scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Out doesn't seem bothered though.
Good leg kick by Out there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Out throws a half hearted mid kick.
Out throws a quick inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Out misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab by Out.
Help Out is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Out wants to land a leg kick but Sow is out of range.
Sow misses with a body kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Out as he connects with a hook.
Sow tries a head kick but it misses.
Out moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Out lands a jab to the nose.
A slapping leg kick lands for Out.
Sow throws a big shot that misses.
Sow lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Out connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Miggery Sow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Out lands a leg kick that knocks Sow off balance momentarily.
Sow looks winded!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sow throws a looping overhand right but Out ducks down to avoid it.
Sow doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Out lands a jab to Sow's midsection.
Out looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Out lands with a nice body kick.
Out tries a head kick but it misses.
Sow takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Nice body kick from Out.
Out cracks the inside of Sow's front leg.
Out connects with a high kick.
Out fakes the leg kick and cracks Sow in the body.
A thudding body kick lands there by Out!
A decent looking body kick lands there for Out.
Out scores with a leg kick.
Sow sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Sow takes one on the button.

Out closes the distance and clinches.
Sow looking for a takedown.
Help Out has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Miggery Sow.
Out lands a good knee to the midsection. Sow won't want to take too many of those.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Out.
Out lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Out.
Still in the clinch, Out scores with a nice short uppercut.
Out scores with a nice hook to the head.
Out landing knees to the body.
Out with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Out unloads a knee to the mid-section. Sow lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Out throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Sow blocks it with crossed arms.
Out lands with a short shot to the head.
Good body shot from Out.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Out takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Out throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Sows head.
Out misses with a hook to the ribs.
Out misses with a knee strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sow swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Out tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Out scores a nice knee to the body.
Out missing with knees to the body.
Out throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Out with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Out tries to land a knee to the head but Sow blocks with his arms.
Out lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Sow backwards.
Out landing knees to the head.
Out lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Sow backwards.

Sow is rocked!
Sow is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Out is defending well.
Out with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Sow is still on wobbly legs! Can Out finish him?
Out pushes Sow against the cage. Out is working some dirty boxing. Out pushes off with a quick right hook! Sow goes down! Sow tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Out moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Help Out!
Help Out seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.