PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jolly Giant (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wha's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. Giant has chosen Final Hour as his entrance music. Jolly Giant has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Wha
vs
Giant

225 cm
24
300 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

192 cm
35
280 lbs
24 - 14 - 1

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bleh Wha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Jolly Giant!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Eliza Hachem and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wha swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wha stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Wha misses with a hook.

Wha cracks Giant with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Wha has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Giant to stand back up!

It looks like Jolly Giant has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Giant has taken the fight to the clinch.
Giant is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.

Wha pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bleh Wha seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Giant smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Giant misses with a hook. Wha ducked under it nicely.
Giant's jab looks to have found its range, popping Wha under the eye.
Giant throws a right hand that Wha ducks under and follows up with a left that Wha also avoids with ease.
Wha lands a really nice looking cross but Giant seems unphased.
Giant fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Giant lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Wha looks to land a right hand but Giant moved out of range.
Giant tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Wha paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A left lands for Wha.
Giant swinging wildly here.
Giant bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

Wha moves into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A battle for position here, against the cage.

Wha breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Giant will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Wha slips a jab and a cross from Giant.

Wha clinches up against the cage.

Wha breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Wha lands a big uppercut and Giant crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Giant looks OK. Wha waves Giant back to his feet!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Giant slips under a jab from Wha.
Wha wants to clinch.
Giant throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Wha fails in his attempt to clinch.
Wha fails in his attempt to clinch.

Wha cracks Giant with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Giant looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Wha finish him?

Giant is rocked!
Giant walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Wha! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bleh Wha!
Bleh Wha took his opportunity to call for a title shot in his post fight interview.