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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Larry Pitstain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Snap Shit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Pitstain might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Mama said knock you out. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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162 lbs
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155 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Improved boxing
Good chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Larry Pitstain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Snap Shit!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Leandro Rodrigues and Thiago Cunha.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitstain swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pitstain will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Pitstain fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Pitstain throws a right and a left that both miss.
Shit shoots in but Pitstain avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Shit shoots in but Pitstain avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Shit throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Pitstain's waist but Pitstain gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Shit off to one side.
Larry Pitstain has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Snap Shit.
Pitstain looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
No luck for Shit with that takedown attempt.
Pitstain throws a series of punches but Shit moves out of range.
Pitstain misses with a few strikes there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Donk. Pitstain catches Shit right on the button with a cross.
A jab lands there for Shit.
Shit has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Shit there as he acknowledges the shot.
Shit is rocked!
Pitstain fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Shit is still on wobbly legs! Can Pitstain finish him?
Shit throws a hook to the side of Pitstain's head but Pitstain sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Shit seems to have recovered his senses.
Shit avoids a punch combination nicely.
Shit bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Shit looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Pitstain is fending him off so far but Shit persists. Nope, Pitstain circles away and we're back to standing.
No joy there for Pitstain, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A chopping leg kick lands by Pitstain.
Pitstain throws a nice looking combination but Shit bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Pitstain blocks a head kick by Shit.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pitstain misses with a jab, cross combination.
Pitstain goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Pitstain throws a right hand that Shit ducks under and follows up with a left that Shit also avoids with ease.
Shit misses with an uppercut.
Shit slips under a jab.
Shit avoids a punch combination nicely.
Shit looks for a takedown but Pitstain sprawls well.
Pitstain throws a series of punches but Shit avoids them all with ease.
Shit moves out of range of the body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pitstain misses with a wild combination.
Shit takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Shit fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Pitstain scores with a sloppy right hand. Shit should have avoided that one.
Pitstain throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pitstain thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Shit if he has to take too many more of those.
No luck for Shit with that takedown attempt.
Shit looks gassed!
Shit takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Pitstain misses with an attempted mid kick.
Larry Pitstain is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Pitstain does no damage.
Pitstain misses with a kick to the body.
Pitstain fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Pitstain throws a right and a left that Shit avoids nicely.
Shit tries for a takedown but Pitstain sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Pitstain tries to bum rush Shit with a series of wild strikes but Shit uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Shit misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Pitstain tries to bum rush Shit with a series of wild strikes but Shit uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Pitstain misses with a double jab.
Shit shoots in but Pitstain avoids the takedown attempt easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Larry Pitstain dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Pitstain moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Pitstain misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Shit tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Pitstain swivels and escapes.
Shit misses with a few strikes there.
Shit slips a jab and a cross from Pitstain.
Pitstain connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Shit's hands.
A left and a right from Pitstain both land. Nice combination.
No joy there for Pitstain, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Pitstain misses with a hook.
Pitstain scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pitstain swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Shit is trying desperately to land a takedown but Pitstain is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Shit.
Nice takedown defense from Pitstain. No joy for Shit on that attempt.
Pitstain throws a nice looking combination but Shit bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A head kick misses from Shit.
Pitstain throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Shit.
Shit slips a straight right by Pitstain.
Nice sprawl there from Pitstain as Shit shoots in.
Larry Pitstain has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Snap Shit.
Shit is breathing heavily.
Pitstain scores with a jab to the jaw.
Pitstain lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Pitstain.
Pitstain throws the kick towards the body but Shit avoids it.
Pitstain will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Pitstain connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Shit's hands.
Pitstain looks to land a combination but Shit avoids it well.
Pitstain misses with a low kick.
Shit fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Shit tries to close the distance and clinch but Pitstain swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A punch lands to the side of Shit 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Shit will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Pitstain lands a lovely overhand right.
Shit closes this distance looking for a takedown but Pitstain circles away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pitstain connects with a single shot there.
Pitstain throws a right hand that Shit ducks under and follows up with a left that Shit also avoids with ease.
Pitstain throws the kick towards the body but Shit avoids it.
Pitstain goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Shit shoots in but no luck this time.
Pitstain moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Pitstain bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Shit's head backwards.
Shit swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Pitstain counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Shit seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Pitstain shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Shit is backing up but Pitstain catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Shit covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Pitstain Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Larry Pitstain!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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