PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Lazy Bones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and P Diddy Dum Diddy Doo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dum Diddy Doo is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Dolly Dots - Do Wah Diddy Diddy. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Bones
vs
Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

188 cm
25
147 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

182 cm
25
150 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Excellent MT
Big heart

Excellent MT
Powerful

Hell's Kitchen Lab Corp (159.49 $75)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Lazy Bones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, P Diddy Dum Diddy Doo!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Shigeki Sano and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dum Diddy Doo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bones.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dum Diddy Doo. That's going to slow Bones down.
Dum Diddy Doo lands with a good body shot.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dum Diddy Doo moves out of range as Bones throws a body kick.
Dum Diddy Doo attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a jab when Bones was well out of range.
Bones misses the jab.
Bones lands with an overhand left.
Bones throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dum Diddy Doo.
Dum Diddy Doo takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

Bones forces Dum Diddy Doo back against the ropes and clinches.
Bones pushes Dum Diddy Doo back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dum Diddy Doo lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bones backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A nice glancing elbow lands by Bones.
Bones is looking to break free of the clinch but Dum Diddy Doo has double underhooks.

Bones's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bones tries a head kick but it misses.
Dum Diddy Doo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bones was well out of range. Poor timing from Dum Diddy Doo.
Dum Diddy Doo avoids the head kick by Bones.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bones throws a jab but it's blocked by Dum Diddy Doo.
Dum Diddy Doo cracks Bones with a good jab.
Dum Diddy Doo is looking to score with low kicks.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a lazy uppercut
letting Bones counter with a right hand.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dum Diddy Doo takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Bones will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dum Diddy Doo lands with a straight right. Bones didn't see that one coming.
Bones takes one on the button.
Bones checks a leg kick nicely.
Dum Diddy Doo is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bones.
Bones throws a shot to the body.
Bones lands a jab to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dum Diddy Doo bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bones's head backwards.
Bones getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a hook but Bones blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dum Diddy Doo connects with an inside leg kick.
Bones is looking to clinch but Dum Diddy Doo is avoiding it.
Dum Diddy Doo is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bones.
Dum Diddy Doo connects with a solid leg kick.
A combination from Dum Diddy Doo does no damage.
Dum Diddy Doo misses with a straight right.
Bones throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bones really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a right hand that misses
letting Bones counter with a right hand.
Dum Diddy Doo throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bones counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bones misses with a straight left.
Bones uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dum Diddy Doo.
Bones lands a nice looking body kick.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a lazy right hand but Bones sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bones with a jab.
Bones fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Dum Diddy Doo on the side of the head.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dum Diddy Doo darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bones is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Bones throws a head kick that half lands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dum Diddy Doo misses with a body kick.
Bones takes one on the button.
Bones ducks under a wild hook from Dum Diddy Doo.
Dum Diddy Doo waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bones.
Bones staying out of range there.
Bones misses with an uppercut. Dum Diddy Doo saw that one coming.
Bones walks into a straight right hand from Dum Diddy Doo.
Dum Diddy Doo misses with a low kick.
Bones is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Dum Diddy Doo throws out a powerful jab.
Dum Diddy Doo looks to land a right hand but Bones moved out of range.
Dum Diddy Doo sizes up Bones with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

Bones is rocked!
Bones swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bones slips a straight right by Dum Diddy Doo.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dum Diddy Doo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bones slips under a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bones connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dum Diddy Doo. Dum Diddy Doo circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dum Diddy Doo is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bones.
Bones feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Dum Diddy Doos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Dum Diddy Doo clobbers Bones with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Dum Diddy Doo slips under a jab.
Bones throws out a loose jab but Dum Diddy Doo uses good head movement to avoid it.

Bones takes the fight into the clinch.
Bones working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Bones breaks from the clinch.
Bones pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bones missing with a left hand there. Dum Diddy Doo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bones uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dum Diddy Doo.
A jab from Dum Diddy Doo finds it's way through Bones's defenses.
Bones takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Bones throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bones is breathing heavily.
Bones misses with a straight right.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

P Diddy Dum Diddy Doo dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Dum Diddy Doo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

Bones gets a clinch.
Bones working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Bones's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A clash of legs there as Bones blocks the low kick.
Bones scores with a jab to the jaw.
Dum Diddy Doo lands with a right hand.
Dum Diddy Doo misses the jab.
A punch lands to the side of Bones 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Oh Bones is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bones misses with a hook.
Dum Diddy Doo lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bones staying out of range there.
P Diddy Dum Diddy Doo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Dum Diddy Doo catches his opponent with a big hook that sends him to the canvas! Bones stumbles back to his feet but will the referee allow it to continue? Bones walks forwards and this one will be allowed to continue! Come on!
A head kick misses from Dum Diddy Doo.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a lazy right hand but Bones sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bones slips a jab from Dum Diddy Doo.
Bones throws a chopping leg kick but Dum Diddy Doo manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Bones slips a jab from Dum Diddy Doo.
Bones seems to have got his legs back now.
Dum Diddy Doo swings widly with a right hand

and Bones counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Bones.
Dum Diddy Doo working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.

Bones pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bones uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dum Diddy Doo.
Bones lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dum Diddy Doo misses with an uppercut.
Bones wants to clinch.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A head kick misses from Dum Diddy Doo.
Dum Diddy Doo throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

Bones gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Bones displaying some good clinch control by pressing Dum Diddy Doo up against the ropes.
Still in the clinch, Dum Diddy Doo scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short right from Bones.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bones scores with a shoulder strike.
Bones lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dum Diddy Doo backwards.
Bones lands a right hand.
Bones misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dum Diddy Doo.
Dum Diddy Doo swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Dum Diddy Doo fails to land.
Bones misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dum Diddy Doo.
Bones is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A short right from Bones.
Bones wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dum Diddy Doo blocks an elbow strike.
Dum Diddy Doo misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Dum Diddy Doo fails to land.
Bones blocking some punches.
Bones lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Bones blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dum Diddy Doo wants to break the clinch but can't.
Bones lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Dum Diddy Doo misses with some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dum Diddy Doo taking a breather.
Bones gets through Dum Diddy Doo's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bones throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dum Diddy Doos head.
Dum Diddy Doo trying to stall but Bones improves his position.
Bones working aggressively here.
Dum Diddy Doo wants to break the clinch but can't.
Bones lands an elbow inside that Dum Diddy Doo shrugs off.
Bones is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Bones lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dum Diddy Doo backwards.
Dum Diddy Doo blocks a body shot from Bones.
Dum Diddy Doo wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bones has him pressed against the ropes.
Dum Diddy Doo can't find room to land a body shot as Bones controls the action.
Bones has Dum Diddy Doo pushed against the ropes.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bones.
A short uppercut from Bones.
Dum Diddy Doo swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bones gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dum Diddy Doo keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bones's efforts to push away.
Knees to the body from Bones.
Bones lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dum Diddy Doo backwards.
Dum Diddy Doo working aggressively here.
Dum Diddy Doo fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Still in the clinch, Dum Diddy Doo scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bones wants to break free but Dum Diddy Doo has control.
Dum Diddy Doo swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bones misses with an elbow over the top.

Bones pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A jab from Bones misses.
Bones takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a leg kick but Bones moved away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bones throws a series of punches but Dum Diddy Doo avoids them all with ease.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dum Diddy Doo misses with an uppercut.
P Diddy Dum Diddy Doo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bones ducks under a wild hook from Dum Diddy Doo.
A swing and a miss from Dum Diddy Doo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

P Diddy Dum Diddy Doo takes that one, thanks to the knockdown.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Bones throws a sloppy head kick and Dum Diddy Doo moves out of range easily.
Dum Diddy Doo loads up on a big right hand but Bones slips the punch.
Dum Diddy Doo chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bones can pounce on him.
Jab from Dum Diddy Doo.
Dum Diddy Doo moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a hook to the side of Bones's head but Bones sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dum Diddy Doo throws a right and a left that Bones avoids nicely.
Bones moves out of range of the strikes.

Dum Diddy Doo gets tackled into the ropes by Bones. Bones maintains the clinch.
Dum Diddy Doo misses with the head strike.
Dum Diddy Doo has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Bones lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dum Diddy Doo backwards.
Bones blocks an uppercut.
Bones lands a left hand.
Lazy Bones has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Bones scores with a shoulder strike.

Bones breaks from the clinch.
Bones staying out of range there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dum Diddy Doo misses with a right hand
and Bones counters with a right hand to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bones pushes Dum Diddy Doo up against the ropes in a clinch.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Bones tries to break free but Dum Diddy Doo pushes him back against the ropes.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Dum Diddy Doo doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dum Diddy Doo misses with the head strike.
Bones gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Bones blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dum Diddy Doo misses with an elbow strike.
Bones scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dum Diddy Doo tries to throw a body punch but Bones avoids it by throwing Dum Diddy Doo back against the ropes.
Bones digs a right hand into Dum Diddy Doo's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Dum Diddy Doo's gas tank.
Bones looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Bones misses with an elbow strike.
Bones lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dum Diddy Doo backwards.
Bones blocks an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dum Diddy Doo trying to control the position but instead, Bones has worked for underhooks and has pushed Dum Diddy Doo into the ropes.
A short right from Bones on the inside.
A short right from Bones.
Dum Diddy Doo doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dum Diddy Doo working aggressively here.
Bones lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bones lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bones stalling.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bones.
Bones blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dum Diddy Doo avoids a wild elbow strike from Bones.
Dum Diddy Doo working aggressively here.
Bones lands with a right to the head.
Bones has Dum Diddy Doo pressed against the ropes, preventing Dum Diddy Doo from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Bones scores with a nice hook to the head.
Bones working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dum Diddy Doo misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dum Diddy Doo takes an elbow to the temple.
Dum Diddy Doo is trying to stall.
Dum Diddy Doo tries to break the clinch but Bones is controlling the position.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dum Diddy Doo.
Bones misses with an elbow over the top.

Bones's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Dum Diddy Doo rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bones counters with a thumping low kick.
A low kick from Bones misses
enabling Dum Diddy Doo to counter with a crisp jab.
Dum Diddy Doo lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Bones defending well as Dum Diddy Doo loads up on a big left hand.
Dum Diddy Doo misses with a wild body shot.
Dum Diddy Doo slips a jab from Bones.
Bones connects with a leg kick. Dum Diddy Doo looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Bones takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A combination from Bones does no damage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bones connects with a right hand. Dum Diddy Doo shakes it off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A low kick from Dum Diddy Doo is predictable there
and Bones counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dum Diddy Doo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bones was well out of range. Poor timing from Dum Diddy Doo.
Bones moves away from the strike by Dum Diddy Doo.
Bones throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Bones fakes the leg kick and cracks Dum Diddy Doo in the body.
Bones connects with a right hand. Dum Diddy Doo shakes it off.
Bones defending well as Dum Diddy Doo loads up on a big left hand.
Dum Diddy Doo misses with a few strikes there.
Dum Diddy Doo shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Bones eats them both and turns towards Dum Diddy Doo to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Bones throws a front kick that sends Dum Diddy Doo stumbling back into the ropes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dum Diddy Doo has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bones.

Bones pushes Dum Diddy Doo up against the ropes in a clinch.
Bones misses with a body punch.
Lazy Bones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dum Diddy Doo misses with a short punch on the inside.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Lazy Bones.
I think Dum Diddy Doo has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 27:29
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 27:29
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... P Diddy Dum Diddy Doo!
Our winner, P Diddy Dum Diddy Doo, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.