PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kenny Worner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big Hardon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hardon is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Ameno. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Worner
vs
Hardon

225 cm
26
245 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

190 cm
31
275 lbs
21 - 16 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kenny Worner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Big Hardon!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Chris Downing and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hardon throws out a powerful jab.
Worner wants to clinch
and Hardon counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Worner darts in trying to clinch
and Hardon counters with a good low kick that Worner was not able to check.
Hardon connects with a nice looking jab.
Hardon lands with an overhand left.

Hardon shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Hardon with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Ground and pound from Hardon.
Hardon is figuring out what he wants to do next.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Worner really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Worner is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Hardon pulls his head out easily.
Hardon has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Worner tries to roll over but Hardon keeps him under control.
Hardon sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Worner wants to get back to full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Hardon is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Worner doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Hardon.
Well, if Hardon is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Worner won't allow Hardon to pass to mount.
Hardon lands strikes from half guard.
Hardon slows the pace down in half guard.
Worner knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Hardon on the ground.
Hardon passes to side control.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
You can see the frustration on Worner's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.

Hardon is working to tighten is grip on Worner's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Worner has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Hardon is really squeezing tight and eventually Worner passes out! Hardon breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Big Hardon!