PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Wayne Nguyen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jesus Christ has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Christ
vs
Wayne Nguyen

190 cm
25
215 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

187 cm
25
299 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Determined

KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jesus Christ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, John Wayne Nguyen!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Ren Mimura and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Nguyen gets tackled into the cage by Christ. Christ maintains the clinch.
Christ throws a punch but it's blocked by Nguyen.
Christ prevents a takedown attempt there.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Nguyen takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Nguyen drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Christ on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Still in the clinch, Christ scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nguyen is looking to take this one to the mat.
Jesus Christ has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Wayne Nguyen.
A short right from Christ.
Nice body punch from Christ - that landed with a thud.
Christ just leaning against Nguyen, taking a breather.
Christ tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nguyen's elbow.
Nguyen takes a shot to the head.
Christ slows down the pace here.
A right hand to the body from Christ.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ misses with a body punch.
Christ lands a hook to the side of the head.
Christ lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Nguyen backwards.
A short right from Christ.
Nguyen can't find room to land a body shot as Christ controls the action.
Christ misses with a body punch.
Christ lands a left hand that snaps the head of Nguyen backwards.
Christ lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Nguyen backwards.
Christ gets through Nguyen's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Christ softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Christ.
Christ lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Christ lands a shoulder strike.
A left hand lands to the body for Christ.
Nguyen looks winded!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Christ lands with a right to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Christ pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Good exchange - Christ coming out on top.

It looks like John Wayne Nguyen has been cut.
Christ lands a head shot.

Christ clinches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Christ creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Christ lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Nguyen.
Nguyen wants a takedown.
Christ lands with a left to the head.
Christ lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Christ slows down the pace here.
Nguyen is trying to maintain a safe position but Christ gets an underhook and turns Nguyen into the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christ lands with a short shot to the head.
Christ throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Nguyens head.
Christ pushes Nguyen back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Nguyen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Christ lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Christ lands a shoulder strike.
Christ scores with a hook to the body.
Christ lands a right hand.
Christ lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Christ scores with a nice hook to the head.
Still in the clinch, Christ scores with a nice short uppercut.
The referee is keeping an eye on Christ - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Christ on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Christ presses Nguyen against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Christ digs a right hand underneath Nguyen's ribcage. Nguyen let out a lung full of air as it connected.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Christ.
Christ lands with a short shot to the head.
Christ lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Nguyen backwards.
Nice body punch from Christ - that landed with a thud.
Christ lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Nguyen backwards.
Christ lands a left hand.
A hook to the body from Christ.
Still in the clinch, Christ scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short uppercut from Christ.
Christ lands a left hand.
Christ throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Nguyens head.
A body shot lands from Christ.
A body shot lands from Christ.
Christ lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Nguyen backwards.
Christ lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Christ.
Christ lands with a light punch inside.
Christ gets through Nguyen's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Christ.
Nice body punch from Christ.
Christ lands a body punch in the clinch.
Christ lands a left hand that snaps the head of Nguyen backwards.
Christ lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Nguyen backwards.
Christ presses Nguyen against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Christ lands a body punch in the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Christ lands a left hand.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Nguyen takes a shot to the head.
Christ lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Nguyen.
Christ lands a left hand.
A nice left hand lands by Christ.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Good body shot from Christ.
Christ lands with a right to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Christ.
Christ lands a shoulder strike.
Christ lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Christ slowing the pace effectively.
Christ scores with a shoulder strike.
Christ lands a body shot.
Christ lands with a right to the head.
Christ softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Christ scores with a nice hook to the head.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Christ just leaning against Nguyen, taking a breather.
A right hook to the body lands for Christ.
Christ dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Nice body punch from Christ - that landed with a thud.
Nice body punch from Christ - that landed with a thud.
A nice left hand lands by Christ.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Christ takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Christ cracks Nguyen with a nice body shot.
Christ lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Christ working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Still in the clinch, Christ scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nice body punch from Christ - that landed with a thud.
Christ lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Nguyen backwards.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Christ digs a right hand underneath Nguyen's ribcage. Nguyen let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Nice body punch from Christ - that landed with a thud.
Christ lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Christ works on Nguyen's body with a couple of short punches.
A left hand lands to the body for Christ.
Christ lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Jesus Christ is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Christ pushes Nguyen back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Christ working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short right from Christ on the inside.
Christ has Nguyen pressed against the cage.
Christ lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Christ scores with a hook to the body.
John Wayne Nguyen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Christ.
Christ is leaning against Nguyen and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Christ lands a right hand.
A hook to the body from Christ.
A short right from Christ on the inside.

Christ's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Christ moves into range and clinches up with Nguyen.
A short uppercut from Christ.
Christ will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Nguyen up against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nguyen tries to throw a body punch but Christ avoids it by throwing Nguyen back against the cage.
Nguyen's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

And that's the end of the fight!
Jesus Christ showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Christ has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight for Jesus Christ!
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight for Jesus Christ!
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight for Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ wins by unanimous decision!