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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Duke On Roids (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Seamus Heaney (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On Roids comes to the cage accompanied by Duke Nukem Quotes!. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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210 lbs
18 - 8 - 0 |
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212 lbs
19 - 10 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Duke On Roids!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Seamus Heaney!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Robert Douchet and Gregory Folan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Heaney showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from On Roids.
Heaney just misses with a punch to the body.
On Roids slips under a jab.
On Roids tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
On Roids scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Heaney circles away from the clinch attempt.
On Roids tries to close the distance and clinch up but Heaney swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A lazy left from On Roids finds it's target.
It looks like Seamus Heaney has been cut.
Heaney slips a straight right by On Roids.
Heaney tries to clinch but On Roids is having none of it.
Heaney throws a hook to the side of On Roids's head but On Roids sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
On Roids tries to clinch up but Heaney circles away and keeps his distance.
On Roids throws a sloppy head kick and Heaney moves out of range easily.
On Roids closes the distance and clinches.
Heaney wants to get back to striking at distance but On Roids won't allow it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Heaney misses with some punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Heaney misses with the head strike.
On Roids lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
On Roids is stalling here.
On Roids misses with a punch on the inside.
Heaney throws a head punch that misses.
A short uppercut from On Roids.
On Roids lands a left hand.
Heaney tries to work over On Roids's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Heaney is trying to break the clinch but On Roids has him pressed against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by On Roids.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for On Roids.
Heaney is working for takedown but On Roids is calmly controlling the position for now.
Heaney misses with a body punch.
On Roids throws a punch but it's blocked by Heaney.
On Roids lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Heaney takes a shot to the head.
Come on On Roids - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
On Roids lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
On Roids works on Heaney's body with a couple of short punches.
Heaney looks winded!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
On Roids makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
On Roids stalling against the cage.
On Roids working some nice short punches in the clinch.
On Roids slowing the pace effectively.
Heaney goes for a takedown in the clinch but On Roids prevents it.
Heaney struggles to land a body shot inside as On Roids controls his hands.
Heaney misses with the head strike.
On Roids works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
On Roids cracks Heaney with a nice body shot.
A left hand lands to the body for On Roids.
A shot in the inside from On Roids.
Heaney goes for a takedown attempt but On Roids pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Duke On Roids has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Seamus Heaney.
On Roids is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
On Roids scores with a jab to the body.
On Roids tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
On Roids moves into range and connects with a jab.
On Roids throws a head kick but Heaney moves out of range.
On Roids feints and then cracks Heaney's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Heaney down.
On Roids swings and misses with a hook to the body.
On Roids darts in and clinches Heaney up against the cage.
On Roids goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
On Roids gets through Heaney's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
On Roids prevents a body shot from Heaney.
A right handed body shot lands from On Roids.
On Roids leaning his opponent against the cage.
Heaney prevents a body shot from On Roids.
On Roids lands a body punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
On Roids digs a right hand underneath Heaney's ribcage. Heaney let out a lung full of air as it connected.
On Roids can't find room to land a body shot as Heaney controls the action.
On Roids lands with a short head shot on the inside.
On Roids lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Still in the clinch, On Roids scores with a nice short uppercut.
Come on On Roids - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Heaney takes a shot to the head.
On Roids stalls.
On Roids lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
That has opened up Seamus Heaney's cut even more.
Heaney wants to take the fight to the mat but On Roids manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Heaney misses with a hook to the ribs.
On Roids scores with a hook to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from On Roids.
On Roids lands a left hand that snaps the head of Heaney backwards.
On Roids is leaning against Heaney and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Duke On Roids dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Seamus Heaney's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
On Roids fails with an attempt to clinch.
On Roids misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Heaney.
On Roids connects with a high kick.
Heaney takes one on the button.
Heaney is rocked!
On Roids misses with an uppercut. Heaney saw that one coming.
Heaney is still on wobbly legs! Can On Roids finish him?
On Roids is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Heaney can do to turn this around?
On Roids waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Heaney.
On Roids clinches with his opponent.
On Roids misses with some punches.
On Roids tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
On Roids lands a body punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
On Roids has a couple of punches blocked by Heaney.
On Roids swings wildly with an uppercut but Heaney uses good head movement to avoid it.
On Roids slowing the pace effectively.
On Roids misses with a punch on the inside.
On Roids swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Heaney struggles to land a body shot inside as On Roids controls his hands.
On Roids swings wildly with an uppercut but Heaney uses good head movement to avoid it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for On Roids.
Heaney seems to have recovered his senses.
On Roids is working Heaney over against the cage.
On Roids misses with a shot to the kidneys.
On Roids lands a body shot in the clinch.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
On Roids lands a shoulder strike.
On Roids has Heaney pressed against the cage.
On Roids lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Heaney is breathing heavily.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
On Roids digs a right hand underneath Heaney's ribcage. Heaney let out a lung full of air as it connected.
On Roids taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
On Roids goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
On Roids can't find room to land a body shot as Heaney controls the action.
A short right hand to the side of the head by On Roids.
On Roids effectively controlling the action here.
A shot in the inside from On Roids.
Heaney drops to a knee looking for a takedown but On Roids gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Duke On Roids has scored more points in the clinch so far.
On Roids is leaning against Heaney and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
On Roids pushes Heaney against the cage. On Roids is working some dirty boxing. On Roids pushes off with a quick right hook! Heaney goes down! Heaney tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! On Roids moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Duke On Roids!
Duke On Roids tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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hype
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