PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Drunk SirBoss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Al Jourgensen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Jourgensen's choice of entrance music: Burning Inside. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

SirBoss
vs
Jourgensen

190 cm
26
290 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

195 cm
26
192 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Experienced

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Drunk SirBoss!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Al Jourgensen!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Hirohito Nitta and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jourgensen shoots in for a takedown but SirBoss shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

SirBoss lands a big head kick that sends Jourgensen tumbling to the mat! SirBoss takes a step backwards and waves Jourgensen back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Al Jourgensen has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jourgensen takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jourgensen looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
SirBoss looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
SirBoss misses with a head kick.
SirBoss stuffs the takedown.
Drunk SirBoss has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Al Jourgensen.
SirBoss takes a swing at Jourgensen's ribcage but misses.

SirBoss lands a big head kick that sends Jourgensen tumbling to the mat! SirBoss takes a step backwards and waves Jourgensen back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Jourgensen is rocked!
SirBoss throws a front kick that sends Jourgensen stumbling back into the cage.
Jourgensen is still on wobbly legs! Can SirBoss finish him?
Jourgensen looks winded!
SirBoss shakes his hands by his side, trying to relax. Jourgensen takes his eyes off the ball for a moment - SirBoss sees the opportunity and cracks him with a massive hook! Jourgensen bends double and collapses on top of himself - he's out! The crowd are going absolutely nuts! Wow, what a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Drunk SirBoss!