PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Spede Jussi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jonny Knoxville (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Knoxville has chosen Big Ballz as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Jonny Knoxville will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Jussi
vs
Knoxville

170 cm
28
144 lbs
10 - 12 - 0

200 cm
27
140 lbs
6 - 21 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Fast

Pirates Powder

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Spede Jussi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jonny Knoxville!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Ben Zyskovitsi and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Knoxville tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Jussi swivels and escapes.
Knoxville misses with a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jussi. Knoxville does a little dance to reset his feet.

Jussi shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Knoxville manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Jussi throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Knoxville works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Jussi with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Jussi is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

Knoxville is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Jussi scoring with punches to the head and body.

Knoxville is rocked!
Knoxville keeping moving, preventing Jussi from controlling successfully.
Knoxville is still in real trouble! Can Jussi finish him?
Knoxville tries to strike from the bottom.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jussi distracts Knoxville with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Jussi has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Jussi stands up over Knoxville, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Jussi loads up on a big left hand. Knoxville felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Jussi looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Knoxville can't hide his disappointment, as Jussi celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Spede Jussi!
A very excited looking Spede Jussi rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.