PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Frazier (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arnold Rimmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Arnold Rimmer was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Frazier
vs
Rimmer

180 cm
20
208 lbs
1 - 0 - 1

180 cm
21
223 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Joe Frazier!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Arnold Rimmer!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Daniel Blasius and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Rimmer misses.
Frazier scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Rimmer doesn't seem bothered though.
Rimmer ducks under a wild hook from Frazier.
Frazier blocks a jab.
Rimmer scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Frazier doesn't seem bothered though.
Frazier's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Rimmer connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Frazier scrambles back to his feet.
Frazier looks to land a left hand but Rimmer moved out of range nicely.
Rimmer throws a right hand that Frazier ducks under and follows up with a left that Frazier also avoids with ease.
A big left from Frazier misses.
Rimmer bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A big right from Frazier misses.
Rimmer throws a series of punches but Frazier moves out of range.
Rimmer's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Frazier connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Rimmer scrambles back to his feet.
Rimmer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Frazier.
Frazier changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rimmer throws a low kick but Frazier moves out of range easily.
Rimmer misses with an uppercut. Frazier saw that one coming.
Rimmer scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

It looks like Joe Frazier has been cut.
Frazier throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A punch combination from Frazier misses.
Frazier jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Rimmer throws a big shot that misses.
Rimmer's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Frazier connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Rimmer scrambles back to his feet.
Rimmer moves out of range as Frazier strikes.
Frazier scores with a jab. Rimmer acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rimmer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Frazier.
Frazier steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rimmer.
Rimmer misses with a two punch combination.
Frazier throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rimmer throws out a loose jab but Frazier uses good head movement to avoid it.
Frazier is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Rimmer.
Frazier ducks under a wild hook from Rimmer.
Frazier's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Frazier duly obliges.
Frazier punishes Rimmer's body with a nice straight punch.
Rimmer lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Rimmer bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Frazier's head.
Rimmer takes one on the button.
Rimmer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Frazier misses with a jab, cross combination.
Frazier throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rimmer.
Frazier slips under a jab from Rimmer.
Nice defenses there by Frazier.
Frazier cracks Rimmer with a good jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Frazier works the jab nicely.
Frazier misses with a series of wild punches.
Frazier looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Frazier misses with a straight right.
Rimmer throws a lazy right hand but Frazier sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Rimmer tries to move into range but Frazier moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
A jab from Rimmer misses.
Rimmer walks into a straight right hand from Frazier.
Rimmer tries to bum rush Frazier with a series of wild strikes but Frazier uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A clash of legs there as Frazier blocks the low kick.
Frazier misses the shot to the body.
Rimmer has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Frazier throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rimmer lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Frazier throws a shot from downtown. Rimmer moves away and avoids it.
Frazier walks into a jab.
Rimmer moves out of range as Frazier strikes.
Frazier scores with a decent looking hook.
Frazier misses with a looping right.
Frazier steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rimmer.
Frazier uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rimmer.
Nice uppercut there from Frazier.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Rimmer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Rimmer blocks a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Frazier misses with a looping right.
Frazier pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Frazier waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rimmer.
Rimmer throws a jab when Frazier was well out of range.
Frazier cracks Rimmer with a right hand to the side of the head.
Frazier slips a jab from Rimmer.
Rimmer is looking to chop away at Frazier's legs.
Rimmer misses with a looping right.
Rimmer getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Rimmer throws a chopping leg kick but Frazier manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Rimmer lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Frazier circles away quickly and effectively.
Frazier throws a body punch but Rimmer moves out of range.
Rimmer slips a jab from Frazier.
Frazier throws a body punch but Rimmer moves out of range.
Frazier fails to land with a series of punches.
Frazier throws a hook to the side of Rimmer's head but Rimmer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Rimmer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Frazier.
Rimmer's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Frazier connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Rimmer scrambles back to his feet.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Rimmer, as that shot connected.
Frazier throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rimmer staying out of range there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rimmer thows a left - swing and a miss!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rimmer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Frazier manages to avoid it.
A combination from Rimmer does no damage.
Frazier takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Rimmer just misses with a punch to the body.
Rimmer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Frazier sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Frazier throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nice straight punches there by Frazier. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Frazier.
Rimmer throws a jab but it's blocked by Frazier.
Frazier takes one on the button.
Rimmer ducks under a wild hook from Frazier.
Frazier throws a hook but Rimmer avoids it easily.
Rimmer looks to land a right hand but Frazier moved out of range.
Rimmer is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Frazier stuns Rimmer with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A swing and a miss from Frazier.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Rimmer avoids the body shot from Frazier.
Some wild striking there from Rimmer.
Rimmer doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Frazier defending well as Rimmer loads up on a big left hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Joe Frazier will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Joe Frazier's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Frazier lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Frazier cracks Rimmer with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Frazier throws the left hand but Rimmer avoids the punch easily.
Nice uppercut lands for Frazier. That snapped Rimmer's head back.
Frazier throws a lazy right hand but Rimmer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Frazier takes a swing at Rimmer's ribcage but misses.
Frazier uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rimmer.
Frazier misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Frazier lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Frazier with a nice cross.
Frazier slips a straight right by Rimmer.
Rimmer throws out a loose jab but Frazier uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rimmer on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Joe Frazier is winning the standup battle so far.
Rimmer scores with a jab to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A slow jab from Frazier misses its intended target.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Rimmer.
Frazier shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Rimmer slips under a jab.
Rimmer loads up on a big right hand but Frazier slips the punch.
Rimmer throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Frazier on the side of the head.
Frazier looks to throw the jab but Rimmer is out of range.
Rimmer looks to land a right hand but Frazier moved out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Frazier closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

Frazier is rocked!
Rimmer connects with a crisp jab.
Oh Frazier is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Rimmer in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Rimmer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Frazier.
Rimmer looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Frazier fails to land with a series of punches.
Rimmer moves in close and cracks Frazier with a massive right hand! Frazier, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Rimmer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Arnold Rimmer!
Arnold Rimmer decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.