PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stand Bang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Daley Bornstein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bang comes to the cage accompanied by Mike Tyson clip from Hangover. Bornstein is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Men at Work - Land Down Under. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Bang
vs
Bornstein

225 cm
33
300 lbs
15 - 14 - 0

190 cm
35
315 lbs
22 - 18 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Stand Bang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Daley Bornstein!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bang keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bornstein.
Bang displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bornstein throws out the jab.
Bang showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bornstein.

Bang gets a double leg takedown into Bornstein's guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Bang in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

Bornstein has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Bang off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Bang throws a nice looking combination but Bornstein bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bornstein connects with the punch.
Bornstein stuffs the takedown attempt from Bang. Bang gets slowly back to his feet.
Bornstein thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bornstein stuffs the takedown.
Bornstein throws a looping overhand right but Bang ducks down to avoid it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bang takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Bang dodges the punch combination from Bornstein.
Bang fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Stand Bang. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bornstein throws a right hand that Bang ducks under and follows up with a left that Bang also avoids with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bornstein will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bang looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bornstein comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Bang takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bornstein lands a jab to Bang's midsection.
Bang is breathing heavily.
Bang checks a low kick from Bornstein.
A punch combination from Bang misses.
Bang with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bornstein to score with a decent uppercut.
Bornstein dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bornstein misses with a double jab.
Bornstein throws a right hand that Bang ducks under and follows up with a left that Bang also avoids with ease.
Jab from Bornstein.
Bang closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bornstein circles away.
Bornstein misses with the combination.
Good exchange - Bornstein coming out on top.
Bornstein will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bornstein slips a jab and a cross from Bang.
Bang tries to clinch up but Bornstein circles away and keeps his distance.
Bang looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Bang doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bornstein looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bornstein bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

Bornstein drops Bang with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Bang looks back up at him and smiles so Bornstein waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Bang is rocked!
Bornstein walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Bang drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Bornstein swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Bang's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Daley Bornstein!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Daley Bornstein made sure he mentioned [CBK] The Smashwear Corporation, along with how happy he was to win his fight.