PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sergei Bomber Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bomber Jr is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Kanye West - Gold Digger. Sergei Bomber Jr has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Turd Ferguson's chin.

Ferguson
vs
Bomber Jr

200 cm
23
270 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

192 cm
22
270 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sergei Bomber Jr!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bomber Jr tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ferguson shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Bomber Jr as he avoids it easily.
No joy there for Bomber Jr, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bomber Jr misses with the combination.
Bomber Jr throws a series of punches but Ferguson moves out of range.

Ferguson fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Bomber Jr sprawls well initially but Ferguson persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ferguson controlling the action here.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Bomber Jr blocking the ground and pound attempt from Ferguson.
Ferguson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Ferguson is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Bomber Jr is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Ferguson scores with a couple of nice shots.
Bomber Jr is trying to get back to full guard.
Bomber Jr makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Bomber Jr.
Ferguson distracts Bomber Jr with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Ferguson is working Bomber Jr over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson looking to pass the guard.
Bomber Jr is trying to control the position but Ferguson postures up.
Bomber Jr preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Ferguson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Bomber Jr is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Ferguson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Bomber Jr throws a right and a left that Ferguson avoids nicely.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Ferguson.

Ferguson gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bomber Jr lands with a left to the head.
Ferguson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Ferguson lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bomber Jr backwards.

It looks like Sergei Bomber Jr has been cut.

Ferguson has picked Bomber Jr up - he's going for a ride! Ferguson dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Ferguson missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Well, if Ferguson is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Ferguson lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bomber Jr works his way to full guard. Good work.
Ferguson seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Ferguson looking to pass the guard.
Ferguson controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Ferguson has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Ferguson pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bomber Jr is keeping the position for now.
Bomber Jr is looking to stand up but Ferguson isn't so interested in that idea.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Bomber Jr is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Bomber Jr looks gassed!
Ferguson is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Ferguson working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Ferguson postures up and lands a big shot to Bomber Jr's brow.
Bomber Jr keeping moving, preventing Ferguson from controlling successfully.

Bomber Jr looking for a guillotine here but Ferguson defends easily.
Bomber Jr has momentary wrist control but Ferguson slips an elbow through the middle.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ferguson chips away with some ground and pound.
Bomber Jr should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Bomber Jr utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Bomber Jr utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Ferguson throwing strikes but missing.
Ferguson controlling from the top position.
Ferguson postures up.
Bomber Jr keeping full guard, as Ferguson tries to pass.

Bomber Jr has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Ferguson can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.

Ferguson darts in and clinches Bomber Jr up against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sergei Bomber Jr's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Bomber Jr keeps the fight on the outside.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Ferguson.
Bomber Jr swats away the attempt to clinch by Ferguson.
Ferguson works Bomber Jr's body with a nice hook.
Ferguson stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bomber Jr.
Turd Ferguson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bomber Jr throws a right and a left that Ferguson avoids nicely.

Ferguson moves into the clinch.
Ferguson blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Ferguson has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Bomber Jr is trying to keep an underhook but Ferguson manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Ferguson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Bomber Jr has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Ferguson is working away from the top position though.
Ferguson is nestled in close to Bomber Jr, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Ferguson slips a nice elbow through Bomber Jr's hands, connecting with Bomber Jr's forehead.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bomber Jr wants to control but Ferguson is keeping busy.
Ferguson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Bomber Jr trying to control but Ferguson postures up.
Ferguson is just content to waste time from the top position. Bomber Jr takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Ferguson trying to control but Bomber Jr is working from the bottom.
Ferguson makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Ferguson with a nice head shot there.
Bomber Jr is trying to control the position but Ferguson postures up.
Ferguson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Ferguson connects with a couple of short punches.
Ferguson trying to control the position from guard on top but Bomber Jr is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ferguson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Bomber Jr keeping moving, preventing Ferguson from controlling successfully.
Ferguson prevents Bomber Jr from getting back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson won't allow Bomber Jr to sweep him here.
Ferguson content to stall in guard here.
Ferguson trying to control the position from guard on top but Bomber Jr is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ferguson cracks Bomber Jr with a solid left hand.
Ferguson wants to control from the top but Bomber Jr keeps moving.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Bomber Jr fails with an attempt to clinch.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bomber Jr. That's going to slow Ferguson down.
Sergei Bomber Jr is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ferguson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bomber Jr.
Bomber Jr tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Ferguson counters by clinching up.
Bomber Jr has a couple of punches blocked by Ferguson.
Bomber Jr swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bomber Jr tries to break the clinch but Ferguson is controlling the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Ferguson has Bomber Jr pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Ferguson pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Bomber Jr tumbling to the mat - Ferguson dives into Bomber Jr's guard.
Bomber Jr is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Ferguson with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Ferguson sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Bomber Jr's guard.
Bomber Jr is trying to get back to full guard.
Well, if Ferguson is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Ferguson lands with a punch from half guard.
Ferguson looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Ferguson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Ferguson tries to pass to full mount but Bomber Jr defends it.
Ferguson working Bomber Jr over with strikes.
Ferguson scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Turd Ferguson overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Ferguson working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Ferguson wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bomber Jr keeps working.
Bomber Jr gets back to full guard.
Ferguson slips nicely into half guard.
Ferguson trying to control the action but Bomber Jr is working from the bottom.
Ferguson slips a nice elbow through Bomber Jr's hands, connecting with Bomber Jr's forehead.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Ferguson dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Sergei Bomber Jr's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Ferguson tries to clinch up but Bomber Jr circles away and keeps his distance.
Ferguson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bomber Jr throws a low kick but it's checked well by Ferguson.
Bomber Jr misses with a combination
and Ferguson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Bomber Jr throws a right and a left that Ferguson avoids nicely.

Ferguson drives through and clinches with Bomber Jr against the cage.
Ferguson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bomber Jr backwards.
Bomber Jr takes a shot to the head.
Ferguson lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Ferguson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Ferguson wants a takedown but no success here.
Ferguson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bomber Jr has had enough of the clinch but Ferguson keeps him there for the moment.
Bomber Jr's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bomber Jr prevents a takedown attempt there.
Bomber Jr has a couple of punches blocked by Ferguson.
Bomber Jr throws a punch but it's blocked by Ferguson.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Ferguson.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bomber Jr wants to break the clinch but can't.
Bomber Jr wants to get back to striking at distance but Ferguson won't allow it.
Bomber Jr misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right from Ferguson.

Bomber Jr is fighting off a takedown attempt but Ferguson is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Bomber Jr to the mat. Bomber Jr regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Bomber Jr working a defensive guard here.
Ferguson lands a couple of digs.
Ferguson stands up over Bomber Jr, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Bomber Jr looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Ferguson is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Ferguson is working Bomber Jr over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Bomber Jr controls Ferguson momentarily but Ferguson frees himself.
Ferguson controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Ferguson trying to control but Bomber Jr is working from the bottom.
Ferguson seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Bomber Jr is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Bomber Jr wants to stand but Ferguson is controlling the position.
Bomber Jr is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Bomber Jr avoids the head kick by Ferguson.

Ferguson moves into the clinch successfully.
Bomber Jr is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Ferguson scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bomber Jr is pressed up against the cage. Ferguson has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Bomber Jr down to the mat. Bomber Jr avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd Ferguson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bomber Jr throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

Ferguson shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Ferguson showed some decent athleticism there.
Ferguson working the head and body with strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bomber Jr trying to control from the bottom.
Ferguson scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Ferguson working Bomber Jr over with strikes.
Bomber Jr missing with punches from the bottom.
Bomber Jr slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Ferguson sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Bomber Jr's guard.
Ferguson is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.

Bomber Jr looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Ferguson looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Nice strikes from Ferguson there.
Ferguson looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Bomber Jr blocking the ground and pound attempt from Ferguson.
Bomber Jr is pressing down on Ferguson's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Ferguson wants to control from the top but Bomber Jr keeps moving.
Ferguson working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.

Bomber Jr is looking for a triangle but Ferguson pushes his legs off easily.
Ferguson won't allow Bomber Jr to sweep him here.
Bomber Jr wants to stand and escape but Ferguson is having none of it.
Ferguson showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Sergei Bomber Jr has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bomber Jr keeping moving, preventing Ferguson from controlling successfully.

And that's the end of the fight!
Turd Ferguson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Ferguson has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Turd Ferguson!