PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Frank Castle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marcus Dimachaerus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Castle's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Don't worry, Be happy. Dimachaerus is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Metallica - The Unforgiven. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Castle
vs
Dimachaerus

190 cm
29
203 lbs
19 - 14 - 0

183 cm
29
200 lbs
18 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Frank Castle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Marcus Dimachaerus!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Gregory Folan and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Castle lands a jab to the nose.
Castle throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dimachaerus tries to clinch up but Castle circles away and keeps his distance.
Castle swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Castle circles away from the clinch attempt.
Castle misses with the combination.
Dimachaerus throws a hook but Castle blocks it.
Dimachaerus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Castle.
Dimachaerus misses with a double jab.
Castle throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Frank Castle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Castle misses with a shot to the body
and Dimachaerus counters with a left and a right that stings Castle.
Dimachaerus is looking to clinch.
Dimachaerus throws a low kick but Castle avoids it.
Castle tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dimachaerus was well out of range. Poor timing from Castle.
Castle throws a one two combo.
Castle digs a good hook to Dimachaerus's body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Castle misses with a looping left.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Castle misses with a wild body shot.
Dimachaerus lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Dimachaerus misses with a hook. Castle ducked under it nicely.
Dimachaerus showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Castle.
Castle listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Dimachaerus throws a jab when Castle was well out of range.
Castle lands a head shot.
Castle throws a jab but it's blocked by Dimachaerus.
Castle throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dimachaerus.
Castle blocks a leg kick.
Castle lands the left hand.
Castle tries to bum rush Dimachaerus with a series of wild strikes but Dimachaerus uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Dimachaerus thuds his shin into the meat of Castle's side.
Dimachaerus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Castle sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dimachaerus throws a leg kick
and Castle counters with a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dimachaerus throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Castle fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Castle fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Castle swats away the attempt to clinch by Dimachaerus.
Dimachaerus takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Castle moves out of range of the leg kick from Dimachaerus.
Castle throws a series of punches but Dimachaerus moves out of range.
Castle lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Castle listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Castle is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dimachaerus.

Dimachaerus rushes Castle and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Dimachaerus makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dimachaerus connects with a nasty looking knee right to Castle's face.

Castle pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Castle moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dimachaerus uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Castle.
A swing and a miss from Castle.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dimachaerus looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Castle is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Castle with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Castle looks to land a combination. Dimachaerus sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Castle dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dimachaerus misses with a leg kick.
Castle lands a leg kick that knocks Dimachaerus off balance momentarily.
Dimachaerus misses with a body shot.
Castle thows a body shot but no joy.

Dimachaerus drives through and clinches with Castle against the cage.

Dimachaerus's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Castle is looking to score with low kicks.
Dimachaerus throws a good cross that connects.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Castle throws out a loose jab but Dimachaerus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dimachaerus slips a jab from Castle.
Castle throws a series of strikes that have Dimachaerus backpedaling.
Castle throws a series of punches but Dimachaerus moves out of range.
Castle misses with a hook. Dimachaerus ducked under it nicely.
Castle fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Dimachaerus on the side of the head.
Castle fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Dimachaerus is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Castle throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Dimachaerus on the side of the head.
A jab from Dimachaerus does it's job there.
Castle throws a jab when Dimachaerus was well out of range.
Castle rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dimachaerus moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dimachaerus bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Castle throws a right and a left that Dimachaerus avoids nicely.
A head kick misses from Dimachaerus.
Castle misses with a looping left.
Dimachaerus showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Castle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Frank Castle dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Castle misses with a body shot.
Dimachaerus fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Castle changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Castle scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Dimachaerus checks a low kick from Castle.
Dimachaerus lands a nice leg kick that just misses Castle's sensitive parts.

Dimachaerus has closed the distance and engaged Castle in a clinch.

Dimachaerus's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Castle feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Dimachaeruss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Dimachaerus showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Castle.
Castle throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dimachaerus sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Castle has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Dimachaerus misses with a low kick.
Dimachaerus lands with a shot to the body.
Dimachaerus fails to land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Castle throws a leg kick but Dimachaerus sees it coming and moves out of range.
Castle scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Dimachaerus tries to close the distance and clinch up but Castle swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Good exchange - Castle coming out on top.
Castle lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dimachaerus swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Castle avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dimachaerus throws out a powerful jab.
Dimachaerus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Castle tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dimachaerus was well out of range. Poor timing from Castle.
Dimachaerus has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Castle.
Left hook, right uppercut from Castle.
Dimachaerus moves out of range of the strikes.
Castle lands with a thumping leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dimachaerus moves in looking to clinch but Castle pushes him off.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Castle lands with a nice combination. Dimachaerus backs away looking to recover.
Castle throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dimachaerus sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Castle just misses with a punch to the body.
Dimachaerus steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Castle.
Dimachaerus takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Castle lands a body shot.
Dimachaerus cracks the inside of Castle's front leg.
A looping hook to the body misses from Castle. Dimachaerus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Castle blocks a head kick by Dimachaerus.
Castle has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Castle there as he acknowledges the shot.
Castle looks to score with a jab to the body but Dimachaerus is just out of range.
Dimachaerus tries to clinch but Castle moves out of range.
Dimachaerus lands with a thumping leg kick.
Castle circles away from the clinch attempt.
Castle rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dimachaerus moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Castle looks to land a right hand but Dimachaerus moved out of range.
Dimachaerus thumps Castle with a low kick.
Castle ducks under a wild hook from Dimachaerus.
Dimachaerus lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Castle circles away quickly and effectively.
Dimachaerus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Castle moves out of range of the leg kick from Dimachaerus.
Castle tries to work over Dimachaerus's front leg with a kick but Dimachaerus checks it.
Castle thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dimachaerus tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Castle paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Castle lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dimachaerus circles away quickly and effectively.
Castle tests Dimachaerus's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dimachaerus throws a head kick but Castle moves out of range.
Castle misses with a low kick.
Frank Castle is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Castle misses with a wild body shot.
Castle swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dimachaerus displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

Castle is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dimachaerus moves out of range as Castle strikes.
Oh Castle is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dimachaerus thuds a left hand into Castle's body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dimachaerus throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Castle.
Dimachaerus lands a hook that stumbles Castle back into the cage. Dimachaerus follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Castle to the canvas! Dimachaerus pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Castle has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Marcus Dimachaerus!
A relieved looking Marcus Dimachaerus thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.