PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hank Chinaski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rob Evans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chinaski kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Gustav Mahler - Symphony No. 9: Mov. 4. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Chinaski
vs
Evans

200 cm
26
280 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

180 cm
24
250 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hank Chinaski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rob Evans!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Tiny Johnson and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Evans takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Nice defenses there by Evans.
Evans displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Chinaski.
Evans throws a shot from downtown. Chinaski moves away and avoids it.
Chinaski stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Evans.
Chinaski misses with a hook. Evans ducked under it nicely.
Evans tries to score with a low kick but Chinaski moves his leg out of the way.
Evans misses with a low kick.
Chinaski throws a series of punches but Evans moves out of range.

Chinaski feints and as Evans raises his hands in defense, Chinaski changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Chinaski is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Chinaski will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Chinaski wants to control from the top but Evans keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chinaski with a flurry of punches that miss.
Chinaski trying to control but Evans is working from the bottom.

We're going to have a standup here because Hank Chinaski wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
A telegraphed right hand from Chinaski misses the target.
Chinaski slips under a jab.
Chinaski jabs Evans right on the nose. Evans blinks but takes it well.
Chinaski misses the jab.
Chinaski throws a body kick that misses.
Evans uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chinaski.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Chinaski throws an overhand right that lands on Evans's shoulder, as Evans tries to avoid the shot.
Evans tries a head kick but it misses.
Evans stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Chinaski.
Chinaski throws a body punch but Evans moves out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chinaski checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Evans is looking to score with low kicks.
A nice inside leg kick there by Evans. That's going to slow Chinaski down.
Chinaski looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A lazy left from Chinaski finds it's target.
The crowd cheers as Chinaski lands an impressive looking overhand right. Evans doesn't seem phased though.
Chinaski stuffs the takedown.
Chinaski misses with an uppercut
and Evans counters with an outside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski misses with a body kick.
Chinaski fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Evans checks it well.
Evans throws a leg kick but Chinaski moved away.
Evans throws a leg kick that misses.
Chinaski scores with a kick to the body.
Chinaski looks to land a right hand but Evans moved out of range.
Chinaski throws the kick towards the body but Evans avoids it.
Chinaski scores with a crisp jab that stopped Evans in his tracks.
Chinaski is looking to chop away at Evans's legs.
Chinaski misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Evans.
Chinaski shoots in but no luck this time.
Evans misses with a low kick.
Evans looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Evans attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Chinaski misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Evans chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Chinaski can pounce on him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Evans needs to keep his hands up - Chinaski had a free shot at his head there.
Chinaski loads up on a big right hand but Evans slips the punch.
Nice uppercut lands for Chinaski. That snapped Evans's head back.
Evans avoids the head kick by Chinaski.
Chinaski throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Chinaski throws a lazy right hand but Evans sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Evans attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Chinaski tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Evans manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Chinaski is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Chinaski missing with a left hand there. Evans was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Evans misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hank Chinaski dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Evans connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Chinaski misses with a hook.
Chinaski throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Evans avoids the head kick by Chinaski.
A chopping leg kick lands by Chinaski.
Chinaski misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Chinaski throws a body kick that misses.
Evans takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Evans tries to land a leg kick but Chinaski saw it coming and moves away.
Evans throws a leg kick
and Chinaski counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Evans thinking.
Nice body kick there by Chinaski.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chinaski moves into range and connects with a jab.
Chinaski stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Chinaski wants it to stay on the feet.
Chinaski lands with a good body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chinaski ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Evans is breathing heavily.
Jab from Chinaski.
Chinaski uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Evans has time to react.
Evans tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Chinaski looks to score with a jab to the body but Evans is just out of range.
An inside leg kick from Evans misses.
Evans throws a push kick but Chinaski slaps the foot to one side.
Chinaski tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Evans moves out of range as Chinaski throws a body kick.
Chinaski buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Hank Chinaski is winning the standup battle so far.
Evans closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Chinaski cracks Evans with a good jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chinaski misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Evans keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Chinaski.
A good leg kick by Evans.
Evans steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Chinaski.
Evans moves out of range as Chinaski strikes.
A bone on bone clash there as Chinaski blocks the leg kick.
A good leg kick by Evans.
Chinaski throws a head kick but Evans moves out of range.
Chinaski checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Chinaski throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Evans stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

Evans shoots in and gets a takedown into Chinaski's guard.
Evans trying to move into half guard but instead Chinaski has managed to sweep!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Evans manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Evans unloading with bombs!
Evans looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Evans fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Evans putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chinaski wants to control but Evans is having none of it.
Evans landing shots from mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Evans throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Chinaski gets back to half guard.
Rob Evans has got the better of the ground game so far.
Evans throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Chinaski is looking for a sweep. Evans is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Chinaski is pressing down on Evans's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Evans throwing strikes but missing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chinaski not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Rob Evans will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Chinaski throws a head kick but Evans moves out of range.
Chinaski keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Evans.
Chinaski throws a shot from downtown. Evans moves away and avoids it.
A right-left combo lands from Chinaski.
Chinaski chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Evans can pounce on him.
Evans blocks a jab.
Chinaski lands a front kick.
Chinaski chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Evans can pounce on him.
The fighters circling - Chinaski throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

Chinaski clinches up with Evans and pushes him back against the cage.
Chinaski using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Evans has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chinaski is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Chinaski can't find room to land a body shot as Evans controls the action.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chinaski is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Chinaski using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Evans has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Evans.
Chinaski tries to land a knee to the head but Evans blocks with his arms.
Evans can't break the clinch.
Chinaski throws a head punch that misses.
Chinaski pressing his opponent against the cage.
Evans wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Evans being controlled against the cage.
Chinaski throws a punch but it's blocked by Evans.
Chinaski throws a knee to the head but misses.

Evans breaks from the clinch.
Chinaski misses with a wild body shot.
Evans moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Chinaski misses with a low kick.
Evans tries to land a leg kick but Chinaski saw it coming and moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski misses the shot to the body.
Chinaski is looking to land body kicks.
Chinaski throws a right hand that misses
and Evans makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Chinaski tries a head kick but it misses.
Chinaski chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Evans can pounce on him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Evans throws a body kick that misses
and Chinaski counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A swing and a miss from Chinaski.
Chinaski with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Evans throws a leg kick but Chinaski sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Evans.
Evans uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chinaski.
Evans scores with a leg kick.
Chinaski moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Evans dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Chinaski. That did some damage!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chinaski fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
A punch combination from Evans misses.
Some wild striking there from Evans.
Evans shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Chinaski as he jumps to the side.
Evans's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Chinaski connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Evans scrambles back to his feet.
Chinaski smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Evans takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Evans checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Nice straight punches there by Evans. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Evans.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hank Chinaski showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Chinaski has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:28
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hank Chinaski!
In his post fight interview, Hank Chinaski started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.