PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Keat Cullen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Miggery Sow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cullen comes to the cage accompanied by My way - Sid Vicious . Sow has chosen Master P as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Cullen
vs
Sow

177 cm
29
184 lbs
20 - 10 - 0

180 cm
29
169 lbs
16 - 11 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Keat Cullen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Miggery Sow!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Ackerman and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sow jabs at Cullen's body.
Sow checks a low kick from Cullen.
Cullen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sow moves away.
Cullen just misses with a punch to the body.
Nice shot lands for Sow.
Sow lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cullen at a distance.
Sow throws a nice outside leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sow. Cullen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sow takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Miggery Sow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sow checks a low kick from Cullen.
Sow throws a leg kick but Cullen moved away.
Sow tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sow missing with a left hand there. Cullen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cullen blocks a head kick by Sow.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sow avoids the body shot from Cullen.
Cullen tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Sow throws a hook but Cullen blocks it.
Sow throws a head kick but Cullen moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sow connects with a leg kick. Cullen looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Sow moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Cullen misses the target.
Cullen fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Sow looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Cullen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A good leg kick by Cullen.
Cullen tries to land a front kick but Sow steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Sow throws a nice head kick!
Cullen throws a combination. Sow tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Sow misses with a series of wild punches.
Cullen throws a nice head kick!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cullen pivots, looking for a leg kick but Sow is out of range and Cullen settles back down.
A head kick misses from Cullen.
The crowd cheers as Sow lands an impressive looking overhand right. Cullen doesn't seem phased though.
Sow punishes Cullen's body with a nice straight punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cullen tries a head kick but it misses.
Sow throws a looping overhand right but Cullen ducks down to avoid it.
Sow shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Cullen sprawls well. Cullen wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Sow gets slowly back to his feet.
Sow scores with a jab to the jaw.
Jab, jab by Sow - just one landing.
Cullen connects with a body shot.
Sow throws a body punch but Cullen moves out of range.
Cullen tries to clinch but Sow moves out of range.
Cullen avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Sow uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cullen.
A thudding body kick lands there by Sow!
Cullen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

Sow gets a double leg takedown into Cullen's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cullen lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Sow!
Sow is looking to get to half guard.
Cullen controlling the position easily from mount.
Cullen tries to control but Sow wriggling away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cullen content just to control the position here.
Sow tries to reverse the position but Cullen maintains control.
Sow wants to hold on but Cullen pushes him away.
Cullen looking to control but Sow is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Cullen prevents Sow from getting the reversal.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cullen sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Miggery Sow will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

An inside leg kick lands from Cullen.
Cullen throws a push kick but Sow slaps the foot to one side.
Sow blocks a leg kick.
Cullen moves forwards but Sow connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Cullen throws a sloppy head kick and Sow moves out of range easily.
Sow misses with a takedown attempt - Cullen sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Cullen is looking to wear down Sow with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Sow misses with a wild body shot.
Cullen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cullen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sow sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cullen checks a low kick from Sow.
Sow fails with a takedown attempt.
Miggery Sow seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Sow throws a front kick aimed at Cullen's knee but Cullen avoids it well.
Cullen misses with the combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sow fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cullen manages to avoid it.
Cullen throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Sow moves out of range of the body kick.
Cullen misses with a hook.
Cullen cracks Sow with a right hand to the side of the head.
Cullen throws a head kick that misses.
Sow looks to score with a jab to the body but Cullen is just out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sow. Cullen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sow scores with a jab to the body.
Nice body kick from Sow.
Cullen connects with a looping right hand.
Cullen throws a head kick that Sow semi-blocks.
Sow works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sow avoids the head kick by Cullen.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sow thows a body shot but no joy.
Sow dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cullen jabs Sow right on the nose. Sow blinks but takes it well.
Cullen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sow manages to avoid it.
Cullen throws a low kick but it's checked well by Sow.
Cullen just misses with a punch to the body.
Cullen takes one to the chin there.
Keat Cullen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sow displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cullen throws out the jab.
Cullen attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Sow checks a low kick from Cullen.
Cullen throws out a leg kick but Sow moves out of range and Cullen only half commits.
Sow lands a glancing blow to the side of Cullen's head.
Sow throws a shot to the body.
Sow fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The crowd cheers as Sow lands an impressive looking overhand right. Cullen doesn't seem phased though.
Cullen looks to throw a body kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sow connects with a right hand. Cullen shakes it off.
Cullen works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Sow motions for Cullen to come forward. Sow throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.

Sow closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Sow lands in his opponent's guard.
Sow postures up in Cullen's guard and throws a big left but Cullen blocks it.
Cullen looking for a sweep. Not yet Cullen, not yet.
Sow working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sow pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Cullen is keeping the position for now.
Sow trying to control but Cullen is working from the bottom.
Sow missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cullen is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Miggery Sow showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Cullen throws a leg kick but Sow moved away.
Sow misses with a body kick.
Sow loads up on a big right hand but Cullen slips the punch.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Sow.
Sow fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Cullen slips a straight right by Sow.
Sow scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Cullen throws a head kick that misses.

Cullen darts in and clinches Sow up against the cage.
Cullen putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Sow in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Cullen landing some nice looking knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sow on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Sow takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Sow on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Sow misses with a punch on the inside.
Sow misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cullen is trying to break the clinch but Sow has him pressed against the cage.
Cullen softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Cullen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cullen lands a front kick.
Cullen looks to score with a jab to the body but Sow is just out of range.
Donk. Cullen catches Sow right on the button with a cross.
Cullen throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cullen looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Sow smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

Sow shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Cullen holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Keat Cullen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sow seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Cullen does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Sow throws a sloppy head kick and Cullen moves out of range easily.
Cullen throws a low kick but Sow avoids it.
A big left from Cullen misses.
Sow slips under a jab.
Cullen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cullen lunges at Sow with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Sow's hand.
Cullen walks forward, straight into a front kick from Sow.
Cullen throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Cullen takes one on the button.
Cullen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cullen looks for the body kick but Sow saw that one coming.
Sow scores with a push kick.
Cullen tries a head kick but it misses.
A lazy body kick from Sow
and Cullen counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Sow thuds a left hand into Cullen's body.
Cullen takes a jab right on the kisser.
Sow lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Sow lands an overhand right.
Cullen needs to keep his hands up - Sow had a free shot at his head there.
Sow lands with a nice body kick.
Cullen on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Sow. Sow obviously looking to wear him down.
Sow checks a leg kick nicely.
Sow moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cullen lands a jab to Sow's midsection.
Sow tests Cullen's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sow's corner calls for a 1-2. Sow obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Sow pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Cullen back to the cage. Sow follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Sow tries a head kick but it misses.

Sow is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Cullen's half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cullen tries to roll over but Sow keeps him under control.
Sow tries to pass the half guard into mount. Cullen knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Miggery Sow.
I've got Sow winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Glass scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Miggery Sow!
Miggery Sow seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.