PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Potatos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leroy Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Potatos kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Just Another Victim by Helmet&House of Pain. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Potatos
vs
Brown

197 cm
29
260 lbs
21 - 8 - 0

195 cm
29
281 lbs
22 - 7 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Jack Potatos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 7 - 2, fighting out of Sydney, Leroy Brown!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Fedor Mirinova and Valeri Chadov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brown tries a head kick but it misses.
Potatos is looking to score with low kicks.
Brown tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Potatos paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Brown swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Potatos.
Potatos avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Brown misses with a kick to the body.
Some bone on bone action there as Brown checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Brown misses the shot to the body.
A jab from Brown finds it's way through Potatos's defenses.
Brown tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Brown clinches with his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Potatos landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Brown looks winded!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Potatos creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Potatos scores with a shot to the side of Brown's head.
Potatos is leaning against Brown and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Potatos drops down looking for an ankle pick but Brown pulls his leg out and moves away.
Potatos turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Sloppy strikes from Potatos. Those never looked like landing.
Potatos throws a hook to the side of Brown's head but Brown sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Potatos misses with a series of wild punches.
Potatos with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Brown lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Potatos has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Potatos and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Potatos lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

It looks like Leroy Brown has been cut.
A nice leg kick lands there from Potatos.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Potatos steps into range and cracks Brown with a monster punch that buckles his knees! Brown flops backwards and Potatos dives into his guard looking to finish!
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Potatos controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Brown utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Potatos has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Potatos trying to control but Brown is working from the bottom.
Brown tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Brown working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Potatos.
Brown keeping moving, preventing Potatos from controlling successfully.
Brown preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brown working a defensive guard here.
Potatos in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Potatos showing good wrestling skills to control the position.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Potatos connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Some bone on bone action there as Potatos checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Brown misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A jab from Potatos misses.
Potatos throws a body punch but Brown moves out of range.
Potatos with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Brown uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Potatos.
Potatos connects with the punch.
Potatos lands with an overhand left.
Potatos misses the shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Potatos ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Brown tries to work over Potatos's front leg with a kick but Potatos checks it.
Potatos dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Brown. That did some damage!
Potatos fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Brown on the side of the head.
Potatos throws a looping overhand right but Brown ducks down to avoid it.

Potatos lands a head kick that stumbles Brown and the fighters go to the mat.

Brown is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Potatos loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Potatos throwing strikes but missing.
Potatos stopping the sweep attempt from Brown.
Potatos seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Potatos is looking to work some ground and pound but Brown has wrist control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brown avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Potatos working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Potatos works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Potatos missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Brown is staying active underneath Potatos, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Potatos missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Potatos trying to control from half guard but Brown is working away.
Brown has his hands clasped together around Potatos's back. He's all about the action.
Potatos is nestled in close to Brown, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Potatos wants to work for an arm triangle but Brown is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Potatos slips a nice elbow through Brown's hands, connecting with Brown's forehead.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Potatos dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Leroy Brown's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Potatos throws an overhand right that lands on Brown's shoulder, as Brown tries to avoid the shot.
Brown's corner calls for a 1-2. Brown obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Potatos scores with a jab. Brown acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Potatos ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Potatos throws a body punch but Brown moves out of range.
Potatos checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Brown doesn't manage to clinch there - Potatos circles away.
Brown blocks a head kick by Potatos.
A shot to the liver by Brown. Beautiful body shot.
Jack Potatos is winning the standup battle so far.
Potatos throws a shot from downtown. Brown moves away and avoids it.
Brown throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Potatos feints and then cracks Brown's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Brown down.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Brown attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Potatos is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Brown can do to turn this around?
Brown fails with an attempt to clinch.
Brown throws a head kick that misses.
Brown is breathing heavily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Brown. Potatos does a little dance to reset his feet.
Brown pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Brown tries to close the distance and clinch but Potatos swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Potatos swats away the attempt to clinch by Brown.
Potatos is looking to slow Brown down with leg kicks.
Potatos misses with a wild body shot.
Brown lands a head kick!
Potatos connects with a looping right hand.
Potatos moves away from the strike by Brown.
Potatos takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Brown wants to clinch up but Potatos keeps it at a distance.
Potatos lands a nice leg kick that just misses Brown's sensitive parts.
Potatos lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Potatos is looking to slow Brown down with leg kicks.
The fighters circle momentarily. Potatos darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Potatos throws a nice outside leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Potatos.
Potatos thuds his right hand into Brown's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
A nice leg kick lands there from Potatos.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Potatos lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A solid leg kick lands there for Potatos.

Potatos cracks Brown with an uppercut from hell and Brown crumples to the canvas, he's out! Oh no, he's recovered and he's grabbed one of Potatos's legs and pulled him into guard. The ref thought about stopping it there but he's let it go - good reffing!
Brown is still in real trouble! Can Potatos finish him?
Brown wants to sweep here but Potatos controlling him for the moment.
Potatos pushing down on Brown's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Potatos takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Potatos scores with a big shot! Brown's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save Brown! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jack Potatos!
Jack Potatos took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Apologise for last losses wont happend again....hmmm who's next?'.