PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Long Haired Samson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lesnar's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Let's roll - Yelawolf ft. Kid rock. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Lesnar
vs
Haired Samson

191 cm
25
264 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

185 cm
23
280 lbs
6 - 2 - 1

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

ADCC Champion
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Brock Lesnar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Haired Samson!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Jeff Smith and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Samson thows a body shot but no joy.
Samson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lesnar was well out of range. Poor timing from Samson.
Lesnar doesn't manage to clinch there - Samson circles away.
Samson ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

Samson clinches.
Samson keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Lesnar's efforts to push away.
Samson jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Lesnar walks away with a smile on his face. Samson gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Samson misses the shot to the body.
Lesnar rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Samson counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Lesnar tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Samson paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Samson clinches up with Lesnar and pushes him back against the cage.

Samson manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Samson seems keen to control Lesnar's posture.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lesnar tries to stand but Samson is controlling from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Samson bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Lesnar's guard.
Lesnar not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Samson stopping the sweep attempt from Lesnar.
Samson is looking to work some ground and pound but Lesnar has wrist control.
Lesnar wants to improve his position but instead Samson has moved into half guard.
Lesnar looks like he's trying to stand up.
Lesnar knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Samson on the ground.
Samson stalling.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Samson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Lesnar defending well though.
Samson lands with a punch from half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Samson lands a nice short elbow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lesnar scrambles, trying to get to his feet, but Samson manages to mount him!
Lesnar is in all sorts of trouble here.
Lesnar taking shots to the head.

It looks like Brock Lesnar has been cut.
Lesnar is squirming around, avoiding Samson's attempts to control the action.
Samson lands a big shot there that rocks Lesnar but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Samson lands a big shot there that rocks Lesnar but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.

Brock Lesnar's cut is getting worse.
Lesnar tries to hold on but Samson postures up.
Samson trying to control but Lesnar is having none of it.
Samson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Lesnar keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Lesnar on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Lesnar tries to get out of the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Samson is in the full mount, landing strikes.

Jeez, Brock Lesnar's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Brock Lesnar's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Long Haired Samson!
A relieved looking Long Haired Samson thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.