PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gab Jay-ar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Butt Piracy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Piracy has chosen I Like Big Butts as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Jay-ar
vs
Piracy

200 cm
24
290 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

210 cm
28
300 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Counter striker
KO power

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Gab Jay-ar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Butt Piracy!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Ryoma Takatsuka and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Piracy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Piracy throws a good cross that connects.
Jay-ar shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Piracy counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like Gab Jay-ar has been cut.
Jay-ar shoots for a takedown but Piracy saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Jay-ar showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Piracy.
Piracy clobbers Jay-ar with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jay-ar showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Piracy.
Jay-ar uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Piracy.
Nice sprawl there from Piracy as Jay-ar shoots in.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gab Jay-ar. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jay-ar gets a double leg takedown into Piracy's guard.
Piracy is looking to stand up but Jay-ar isn't so interested in that idea.
Piracy keeping full guard, as Jay-ar tries to pass.
Piracy is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.

Jay-ar thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Piracy keeping full guard, as Jay-ar tries to pass.
Piracy is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Jay-ar is controlling him.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Jay-ar stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Piracy swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Piracy is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Jay-ar thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Piracy is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Piracy keeping full guard, as Jay-ar tries to pass.

Jay-ar thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Piracy keeping full guard, as Jay-ar tries to pass.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Jay-ar thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Piracy wants to stand but Jay-ar is controlling the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Jay-ar thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Piracy wants to get back to his feet but Jay-ar is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Jay-ar looking to pass the guard.
Piracy is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.

Jay-ar drops back looking for a leg! Piracy is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Piracy manages to kick Jay-ar off! Jay-ar jumps back into Piracy's guard.
Piracy is looking to stand up but Jay-ar isn't so interested in that idea.
Jay-ar pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Piracy is keeping the position for now.

Jay-ar is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Piracy wants to get back to his feet but Jay-ar is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

Jay-ar is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Piracy is looking to stand up but Jay-ar isn't so interested in that idea.

Jay-ar drops back looking for a leg! Piracy is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Piracy manages to kick Jay-ar off! Jay-ar jumps back into Piracy's guard.
Jay-ar stops Piracy from standing up.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Jay-ar thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Jay-ar thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Butt Piracy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gab Jay-ar's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Piracy!
Piracy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jay-ar with a poor takedown
and Piracy counters with a straight right hand.
Piracy throws a leg kick which misses Jay-ar's front leg but catches the back leg as Jay-ar tries to avoid it.
Piracy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Piracy throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jay-ar shoots in but Piracy avoids the takedown attempt easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jay-ar has his takedown stuffed
and Piracy counters with a thumping low kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gab Jay-ar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Piracy misses with a two punch combination.
Piracy connects with an inside leg kick.
Piracy throws a good cross that connects.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jay-ar shoots and misses

and Piracy counters with a nice right hand that sends Jay-ar toppling to the canvas! Jay-ar scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Piracy finish him?!

Gab Jay-ar's cut is getting worse.
Piracy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jay-ar is keeping his hands low and just asking to be knocked out. Piracy Raises his leg and lands a stunning axe kick! Jay-ar is out cold, face down on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Butt Piracy!
A relieved looking Butt Piracy thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.