PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mark Calahan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mother Fucker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Calahan
vs
Fucker

183 cm
22
200 lbs
4 - 8 - 0

190 cm
20
185 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mark Calahan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mother Fucker!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Reed Andrews and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fucker fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

Calahan drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Fucker sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.

Fucker is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Calahan pulls his head out easily.
Calahan wants to take a breather but Fucker is having none of it.
Calahan not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Fucker has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Calahan is working away from the top position though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Calahan not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Calahan throwing shots but Fucker is blocking nicely.
Calahan wants to control but Fucker is keeping him busy.
Calahan lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fucker works his way to full guard. Good work.
Calahan throwing strikes but missing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fucker wants to sweep here but Calahan controlling him for the moment.
Calahan has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Calahan with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Calahan connects with a couple of short punches.

Fucker looking for a guillotine here but Calahan defends easily.
Calahan trying to control the position from guard on top but Fucker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Calahan avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Fucker looking for a guillotine here but Calahan defends easily.
Fucker looks gassed!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fucker working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Calahan.
Fucker looking to control.
Calahan trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Calahan not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Calahan won't allow Fucker to sweep him here.
Calahan is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Fucker working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Calahan.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Calahan working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Calahan throwing strikes but missing.
Calahan is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Calahan postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Calahan scores with a decent looking elbow strike.

Fucker is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Calahan lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Fucker is trying to keep Calahan in close.
Calahan postures up and lands a big shot to Fucker's brow.

Fucker is rocked!
Calahan chips away with some ground and pound.
Fucker is still in real trouble! Can Calahan finish him?
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Calahan scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Calahan keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Fucker's head.
Calahan arches his back and unloads with a massive left and a right! Fucker's eyes roll back into his head, he's out cold! The ref dives in to stop the fight - wow, they were hard shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Mark Calahan!
Mark Calahan decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.