PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jan David (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ray Teevie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). David's entrance music is Pity the Man With the Fast Right Hand. A fine choice. Teevie has chosen Stupid Kid as his entrance music. Jan David is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

David
vs
Teevie

182 cm
31
180 lbs
27 - 12 - 0

185 cm
28
185 lbs
14 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Jan David!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Ray Teevie!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Richard Clark and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A swing and a miss from Teevie.
David digs a good hook to Teevie's body.
David throws a right and a left that Teevie avoids nicely.
David just misses with a punch to the body.
A punch lands to the side of Teevie 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Teevie ducks down and throws a hook to the body but David moves away.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Teevie, as that shot connected.
Some bone on bone action there as Teevie checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Teevie throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck David on the side of the head.
David throws a quick inside leg kick.
David jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
David throws out a powerful jab.
David lands a body shot.
Nice defenses there by Teevie.
David throws a big shot that misses.
Jab by David.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Teevie keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from David.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Teevie lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
David misses with a wild combination.
A punch lands to the side of Teevie 's head but he takes it in his stride.
David swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
David is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Teevie.
David thows a left - swing and a miss!
David slips under a jab from Teevie.
Teevie swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Teevie bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nice shot lands for David.
Teevie is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by David.
David connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
David wants to land a leg kick but Teevie is out of range.
Teevie looks to land a left hand but David moved out of range nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
David with a hook.
David scores with a nice head shot.
David throws a shot from downtown. Teevie moves away and avoids it.
David throws the kick towards the body but Teevie avoids it.
David moves out of range as Teevie strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
David ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Teevie is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Teevie thows a body shot but no joy.
David with a body punch. A glancing blow.
David is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
David throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Teevie to counter with a crisp jab.
David just misses with a punch to the body.
Teevie blocks a low kick nicely.
Teevie just misses with a punch to the body.
Teevie staying out of range there.
Teevie lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
David cracks a nice hook into Teevie's ribs.
David tries a low kick but Teevie avoids it.
A looping hook to the body misses from David. Teevie does a little dance to reset his feet.
Teevie swings for the body but David moves out of range.
Teevie throws a right hand that David ducks under and follows up with a left that David also avoids with ease.
Teevie misses with a looping left.
Teevie avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Teevie throws a big shot that misses.
The fighters circling - David throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Teevie throws a right hand that misses
and David counters with a nice uppercut.
Teevie rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but David moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The fighters circling - Teevie throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Teevie takes a swing at David's ribcage but misses.
Teevie cracks David with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Teevie misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from David.
Teevie takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
David misses with a double jab.
Teevie swings for the body but David moves out of range.
David throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
David fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Teevie manages to avoid it.
David moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
David throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Teevie throws a right and a left that David avoids nicely.
Teevie misses with a straight right.
David throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Teevie sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Teevie misses the jab.
Teevie misses with a looping left.
David scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Teevie checks a low kick from David.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jan David dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Nice body punch from David.
Teevie swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Teevie's hands are dropping dangerously low here and David connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Teevie scrambles back to his feet.
Teevie ducks under a wild hook from David.
Teevie on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
David misses with a jab, cross combination.
David throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
David looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Teevie lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but David circles away quickly and effectively.
David ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Teevie throws a jab but it's blocked by David.
A left and a right from David both land. Nice combination.

It looks like Ray Teevie has been cut.
A decent looking body kick lands there for David.
Teevie throws out a powerful jab.

It looks like Jan David has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Teevie lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Teevie pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Teevie with a hook.
David looks to throw the jab but Teevie is out of range.
Teevie misses with a telegraphed body shot
and David counters with a nice body shot.
Teevie swings for the body but David moves out of range.
David scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
David uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Teevie.
David scores with a body shot.
David misses with a wild combination.
Teevie moves out of range of the strikes.
Teevie throws a lazy right hand but David sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Teevie bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Teevie pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Teevie takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
David misses with a straight right.
Nice uppercut there from Teevie.
Teevie tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but David was well out of range. Poor timing from Teevie.
David lands a nice leg kick that just misses Teevie's sensitive parts.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
David jabs Teevie to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Jan David is winning the standup battle so far.
Teevie misses with a straight left.
David scores with a nice strike.
David jabs Teevie to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A shot to the liver by David. Beautiful body shot.
David swings for the body but Teevie moves out of range.
A punch combination from David misses.
David throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
David misses with a looping left.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
David lands a nice looking body shot.
Teevie has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Teevie there as he acknowledges the shot.
Teevie has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Teevie missing with a left hand there. David was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Teevie cracks David with a good jab.
Teevie's corner calls for a 1-2. Teevie obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
David throws a solid leg kick but Teevie takes the impact on his shin and smiles at David.
Teevie takes a swing at David's ribcage but misses.
Teevie lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
David throws a low kick but Teevie moves out of range easily.
Teevie throws a predictable looking body shot
and David counters with an outside leg kick.
Teevie pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces David back to the cage. Teevie follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
David ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Teevie moves away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
David ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Teevie moves away.
David dodges the punch combination from Teevie.
The fighters circling - Teevie throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
David feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Teevies jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
A nice combination there by David.
Teevie fails to land with a series of punches.
Teevie lands a body shot.
David bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
David misses with an uppercut.
Teevie staying out of range there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
David listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Teevie avoids the body shot from David.
Teevie avoids the body shot from David.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jan David dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

David tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Teevie uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by David.
David blocks a jab.
The fighters circling - David throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Teevie swings for the body but David moves out of range.
David takes one on the button.
David on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Teevie moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
David avoids the body shot from Teevie.
Teevie lands a nice shot that snaps David's head back.
Teevie throws an ugly left hook that misses
and David counters with a nice uppercut.
Teevie has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
David fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Teevie is out of range.
David takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Jab from Teevie.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Teevie misses with a right hand
and David counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Teevie throws a hook but David avoids it easily.
A cross from David lands.
Teevie takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
David thows a body shot but no joy.
Teevie throws out a loose jab but David uses good head movement to avoid it.
David thows a body shot but no joy.
David scores with a hook.
Teevie throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
David uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Teevie.
David lands an overhand right.
David throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Teevie tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but David was well out of range. Poor timing from Teevie.
David scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Teevie misses with a straight right.
David bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
David swings widly with a right hand
and Teevie counters with a straight right hand.
Teevie takes one on the button.
Teevie swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Teevie lands a glancing blow to the side of David's head.
David scores with a head kick. Teevie tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
David uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Teevie ducks down and throws a hook to the body but David moves away.
David slips under a jab from Teevie.
Teevie has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Teevie there as he acknowledges the shot.
Teevie swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Teevie lands with a cross.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
David scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The fighters circling - Teevie throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Teevie ducks down and throws a hook to the body but David moves away.
David cracks Teevie with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Some bone on bone action there as Teevie checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Teevie pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Teevie throws a looping overhand right but David ducks down to avoid it.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from David, right into the meat.
David lands a nice looking body shot.
Teevie throws a combination that misses
and David counters with a straight right hand.
Donk. David catches Teevie right on the button with a cross.
David cracks Teevie with an open hand slap.
David throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Teevie connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
David misses with a low kick.
Teevie just misses with a punch to the body.
David keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
David stuns Teevie with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A solid leg kick lands there for David.
A left and a right from David both land. Nice combination.
David lands a jab.
David misses the shot to the body.
Teevie misses with a body shot.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
David uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Teevie.
Teevie's hands are dropping dangerously low here and David connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Teevie scrambles back to his feet.
Ray Teevie has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Teevie misses with an uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jan David showed his dominance in that final round.
Well David has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:27
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jan David!
Jan David very nearly forgot to thank [CBK] The Smashwear Corporation amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.