PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Syezd Kepe Eses (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cookie Monster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Monster is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Cookie Monster Eating Cookie. Kepe Eses is coming into this fight with a significant injury, which will no doubt have an effect on his cardio. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Kepe Eses
vs
Monster

213 cm
31
285 lbs
16 - 11 - 2

179 cm
33
219 lbs
23 - 15 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Brute

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 11 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Syezd Kepe Eses!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Cookie Monster!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Anni Minnemäki and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Monster jabs Kepe Eses to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Kepe Eses is breathing heavily.
Kepe Eses steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Monster.
Monster stuns Kepe Eses with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Monster wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Kepe Eses has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Monster.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Monster scores with a nice strike.
Monster scores with a hook to the body. Kepe Eses takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Monster lands a nice hook to Kepe Eses's body. Kepe Eses takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Kepe Eses takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Kepe Eses takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Monster cracks Kepe Eses with an open hand slap.
Monster throws a body punch but Kepe Eses moves out of range.
Cookie Monster seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Monster ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Monster. That's going to slow Kepe Eses down.
Monster works Kepe Eses's body with a nice hook.
Monster connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Monster looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Monster buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The fighters circle, before Monster throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Kepe Eses's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Monster lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Cookie Monster!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Cookie Monster made sure he mentioned Perkele!, along with how happy he was to win his fight.