PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Yedo Kim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rotte DeMauler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kim's entrance music is "We Be Clubbin (Eye of the Tiger Remix)" by Ice Cube . A fine choice. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kim
vs
DeMauler

225 cm
31
288 lbs
25 - 10 - 0

195 cm
33
275 lbs
22 - 10 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Yedo Kim!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Rotte DeMauler!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Sosuke Kotani and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kim throws a leg kick but DeMauler moved away.
Some wild striking there from DeMauler.
Kim throws a right hand that DeMauler ducks under and follows up with a left that DeMauler also avoids with ease.
DeMauler throws a leg kick that is checked
and Kim counters with a nice body shot.
Kim takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
DeMauler takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kim keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Kim throws an overhand right that lands on DeMauler's shoulder, as DeMauler tries to avoid the shot.
Kim lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but DeMauler circles away quickly and effectively.
DeMauler wants to clinch.
DeMauler tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's one minute gone in the round.
DeMauler misses with the body kick
and Kim counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
DeMauler smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Kim tries a low kick but DeMauler avoids it.
DeMauler lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
A bone on bone clash there as DeMauler blocks the leg kick.
Kim bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
DeMauler is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
DeMauler throws a lazy uppercut
and Kim counters with a series of strikes. DeMauler will be more careful next time no doubt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
DeMauler dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kim. That did some damage!
DeMauler tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kim swats him away and circles back towards the center.
DeMauler connects with a leg kick. Kim looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Kim attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
DeMauler avoids the body shot from Kim.
Kim really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
DeMauler misses with a hook.
Kim fakes high and swings low for a body shot but DeMauler manages to avoid it.
DeMauler throws a body kick that misses
and Kim counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
DeMauler tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
DeMauler looks to throw a body kick
enabling Kim to counter with a crisp jab.
Kim throws a right hand that misses
and DeMauler counters with a body kick that stops Kim in his tracks momentarily.
DeMauler takes one to the side of the head.
DeMauler tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kim misses with an uppercut.
DeMauler misses with a left hand
and Kim counters with a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kim is looking to chop away at DeMauler's legs.
DeMauler misses with a body kick.
DeMauler tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
DeMauler tries to clinch but Kim is having none of it.
Kim defending well as DeMauler loads up on a big left hand.
DeMauler throws a looping overhand right but Kim ducks down to avoid it.
Kim connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between DeMauler's hands.
Kim lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Kim misses with a kick to the body.
Kim uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by DeMauler.
DeMauler looking to land some kicks to the body here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kim tries to score with a low kick but DeMauler moves his leg out of the way.
DeMauler throws a lazy body kick
enabling Kim to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
DeMauler is looking to chop away at Kim's legs.
Kim moves out of range of the body kick.
DeMauler throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kim checks a leg kick.
A head kick by DeMauler misses
and Kim counters with a straight right hand.
Kim on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Kim with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling DeMauler to score with a decent uppercut.
DeMauler misses with a straight left.
Kim avoids a kick to the body.
Rotte DeMauler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Kim.
DeMauler throws a head kick that misses.
DeMauler throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Kim counters with a straight right hand.
DeMauler misses with a few strikes there.
Kim throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Kim throws a nice inside leg kick.
DeMauler looks winded!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kim steps to the side to avoid the strikes from DeMauler.
DeMauler lands a front kick.
DeMauler throws a head kick that misses
enabling Kim to counter with a crisp jab.
Good exchange - DeMauler coming out on top.
DeMauler checks a low kick from Kim.
A jab from Kim misses.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
DeMauler just misses with a punch to the body.
DeMauler rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Kim counters with a head kick that drops DeMauler to the mat! DeMauler scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as DeMauler checks a leg kick.
Kim is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
DeMauler blocks a jab.
DeMauler tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kim throws a solid leg kick but DeMauler takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Kim.
A chopping leg kick lands by DeMauler.
DeMauler wants to slow Kim down by chopping away at his legs.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from DeMauler.
Kim moves out of range of the body kick.
A lazy body kick from DeMauler
enabling Kim to counter with a crisp jab.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
DeMauler looks to land a combination. Kim sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Kim is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
DeMauler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kim avoids the head kick by DeMauler.
Kim listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
DeMauler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kim avoids a kick to the body.
DeMauler throws a head kick that misses
and Kim counters with a left to the body.
No joy there for Kim, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kim does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
DeMauler doesn't manage to clinch there - Kim circles away.
DeMauler lands with a kick to the ribs.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kim checks a leg kick.
Kim looks to land a body kick but DeMauler moved away.
DeMauler throws a series of punches but Kim moves out of range.
DeMauler bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from DeMauler.
DeMauler throws a low kick but Kim avoids it.
Nice defenses there by DeMauler.
DeMauler lands a body shot.
DeMauler chopping away at his opponent's legs.
DeMauler scores with a jab to the head.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Kim tries to land a leg kick but DeMauler saw it coming and moves away.
DeMauler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kim.
DeMauler throws a low kick but Kim moves out of range easily.
Kim misses with a hook.
DeMauler tries to land a front kick but Kim steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Kim is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
DeMauler is looking to clinch.
DeMauler thows a leg kick but Kim checks it

and Kim counters with a head kick that drops DeMauler to the mat! DeMauler scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

DeMauler is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kim lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and DeMauler has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from DeMauler and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
DeMauler is still on wobbly legs! Can Kim finish him?
Kim misses with a body kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
DeMauler looks to land a body kick but Kim moved away.
DeMauler misses with a body kick.
DeMauler seems to have recovered his senses.
Kim misses with a straight left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yedo Kim dominated that round.
That's time! Kim's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

DeMauler misses the jab.
DeMauler takes one to the side of the head.
Kim fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops DeMauler to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! DeMauler looks to clinch but Kim throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! DeMauler taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Yedo Kim!
After the big win, Yedo Kim made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Supersize Me and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.