PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ramses Roberts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and David Jensen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Roberts's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Gers Pardoel - Ik Neem Je Mee. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Roberts
vs
Jensen

209 cm
30
288 lbs
18 - 11 - 0

215 cm
26
300 lbs
15 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ramses Roberts!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, David Jensen!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Taro Takaoka and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice body kick there by Roberts.
Roberts walks into a jab.
Jensen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Roberts manages to avoid it.
Jensen moves out of range as Roberts strikes.
Roberts keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Jensen scores with a nice head shot.
Jensen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jensen misses with a body shot.
Jensen throws a lazy uppercut
and Roberts makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jensen misses the shot to the body.
Jensen goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Roberts connects with a body shot.
Jensen stuffs the takedown.
Jensen doesn't manage to clinch there - Roberts circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Roberts doesn't manage to clinch there - Jensen circles away.
Jensen looks to land a left hand but Roberts moved out of range nicely.
Roberts throws a push kick but Jensen slaps the foot to one side.
Roberts fails to land with a series of punches.
Roberts swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Roberts pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jensen misses with a body punch
and Roberts counters with a slapping leg kick.
Jensen throws a leg kick but Roberts checks it.
Jensen staying out of range there.
Roberts moves out of range as Jensen throws a body kick.
Roberts scores with a jab to the body.
Roberts avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Roberts uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jensen.
Jensen takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

It looks like David Jensen has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Roberts misses with a straight right.
A lazy left from Roberts finds it's target.

Roberts closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Roberts lands in his opponent's guard.
Roberts trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Roberts trying to control the position from guard on top but Jensen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jensen wants to sweep here but Roberts controlling him for the moment.
Roberts stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jensen swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jensen being controlled here, momentarily.
Jensen pulls Roberts in close to prevent any damage.

We're going to have a standup here because Ramses Roberts wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Jensen misses the shot to the body.
Jensen feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Roberts's calf.
Jensen looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jensen misses with a head kick.
A clash of legs there as Roberts blocks the low kick.
David Jensen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Roberts gets tackled into the cage by Jensen. Jensen maintains the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Roberts blocks a body shot from Jensen.

Roberts successfully pulls guard.
Jensen looking to pass the guard.
Roberts tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Jensen wants to control from the top but Roberts keeps moving.
Jensen looking to pass the guard.
Jensen slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.

OK we're going to have a standup here. David Jensen hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Roberts connects with a body shot that sends Jensen's belly button to the back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Roberts loads up on a big right hand but Jensen slips the punch.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Roberts misses with a wild body shot.
Roberts circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jensen walks into a jab.

Roberts bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Roberts working the ground and pound from side control.

Jensen is rocked!
Jensen is trying to improve his position.
Roberts wants to control but Jensen is keeping him busy.
Jensen is looking for a sweep.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Roberts is trying to get an arm triangle but Jensen is defending well.
Jensen looks to move to half guard but instead Roberts has passed into mount! Damn!

That's six minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jensen tries to reverse the position but Roberts maintains control.
Jensen is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Oooh a big shot lands for Roberts! Jensen is out! The ref dives in to save him from more punishment!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 6:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Ramses Roberts!
Ramses Roberts retains his super heavyweight title!
Ramses Roberts managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, [CBK] The Smashwear Corporation, into his post fight interview.