PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Billy Badonkadonk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lesnar is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Brock Lesnar Entrance. Brock Lesnar will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Badonkadonk
vs
Lesnar

180 cm
24
260 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

191 cm
18
266 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Decent elbows
Experienced

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Billy Badonkadonk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Brock Lesnar !
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, William Gold and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Badonkadonk dives in and scores a takedown into Lesnar 's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lesnar being controlled here, momentarily.
Lesnar is looking to stand up but Badonkadonk isn't so interested in that idea.

Lesnar pushes Badonkadonk off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
The fight stays on the outside here - Lesnar looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Badonkadonk fails with a takedown attempt.
Lesnar changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Badonkadonk tries to avoid it but Lesnar manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Badonkadonk to the ground. Badonkadonk escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Lesnar doesn't manage to clinch there - Badonkadonk circles away.
Billy Badonkadonk seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lesnar tries to close the distance and clinch up but Badonkadonk swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Badonkadonk as he jumps to the side.
Badonkadonk fails with the takedown.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Lesnar is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Badonkadonk's half guard.
Badonkadonk pushes Lesnar off looking to stand but Lesnar dives back in and keeps control.
Badonkadonk on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Badonkadonk tries to get out of the position.
Badonkadonk avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Lesnar .
Badonkadonk is trying to stand up here but Lesnar is controlling him well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Lesnar is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Lesnar thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Badonkadonk's head.
Lesnar throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Badonkadonk taking some punishment here, with Lesnar in his half guard.
Badonkadonk pushes Lesnar off looking to stand but Lesnar dives back in and keeps control.
Badonkadonk has hold of Lesnar 's hands but Lesnar slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lesnar not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Lesnar is trying to control. Badonkadonk wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Badonkadonk wants to get back to his feet.
Lesnar has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar trying to mount his opponent but Badonkadonk defends it.
Lesnar throwing shots but Badonkadonk is blocking nicely.
Badonkadonk is trying to stand up here but Lesnar is controlling him well.
Lesnar looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Badonkadonk with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Lesnar working over Badonkadonk with some ground and pound. Badonkadonk looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Badonkadonk pushes Lesnar off looking to stand but Lesnar dives back in and keeps control.
Badonkadonk is breathing heavily.
Lesnar is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Lesnar stops Badonkadonk from getting back to his feet.
Lesnar is nestled in close to Badonkadonk, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Lesnar lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Lesnar thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Badonkadonk's head.
Lesnar seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Badonkadonk does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Lesnar landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Badonkadonk pushes Lesnar off looking to stand but Lesnar dives back in and keeps control.

Lesnar wants to work for an arm triangle but Badonkadonk is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Badonkadonk won't allow Lesnar to pass to mount.
Badonkadonk is trying to stand back up but Lesnar is controlling him
Lesnar throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Lesnar not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Badonkadonk wants to get back to his feet.
Lesnar lands strikes from half guard.
Lesnar throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Lesnar trying to control the action but Badonkadonk is working from the bottom.
Lesnar not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Badonkadonk tries to kick Lesnar off but Lesnar keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Lesnar is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lesnar lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Badonkadonk pushes Lesnar off looking to stand but Lesnar dives back in and keeps control.
Lesnar wants to take a breather but Badonkadonk is having none of it.
Lesnar stops Badonkadonk from getting back to his feet.
Lesnar seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Lesnar lands strikes from half guard.
Lesnar thows a huge punch but Badonkadonk dodges it nicely.
Nice strikes from Lesnar there.
Badonkadonk looks like he's trying to stand up.
Lesnar takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Lesnar seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lesnar is nestled in close to Badonkadonk, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Lesnar trying to mount his opponent but Badonkadonk defends it.
Lesnar throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brock Lesnar dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Badonkadonk has a takedown stuffed.

Badonkadonk rushes Lesnar and presses him up against the cage.
Badonkadonk keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Lesnar 's efforts to push away.
Lesnar is trying to force a seperation but Badonkadonk has the dominant position.
Lesnar takes an elbow to the forehead.
Lesnar wants a takedown but no success here.
Lesnar blocks an elbow strike.
Badonkadonk is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Badonkadonk lands an elbow that stopped Lesnar in his tracks for a moment.
Badonkadonk is pressed up against the cage. Lesnar has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Badonkadonk down to the mat. Badonkadonk avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Billy Badonkadonk has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brock Lesnar .

Badonkadonk shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Badonkadonk won't allow Lesnar to get back to his feet.

Lesnar is working an open guard so Badonkadonk takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lesnar tries to close the distance and clinch up but Badonkadonk swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Lesnar tries to clinch but Badonkadonk is having none of it.
Lesnar is breathing heavily.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Badonkadonk is defended easily by Lesnar .

That's one minute gone in the round.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Badonkadonk is defended easily by Lesnar .
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Badonkadonk is defended easily by Lesnar .
Lesnar shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Badonkadonk defends it nicely.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Lesnar .
Badonkadonk will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Lesnar misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Lesnar fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Badonkadonk to the ground. Lesnar is now in Badonkadonk's guard.
Lesnar won't allow Badonkadonk to get back to his feet.
Badonkadonk might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Lesnar 's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Badonkadonk wants to stand but Lesnar is controlling the position.
Badonkadonk utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lesnar wants to control from the top but Badonkadonk keeps moving.
Lesnar in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Lesnar looking to pass the guard.

Badonkadonk pushes Lesnar off and scrambles back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar slaps away a takedown attempt from Badonkadonk, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Lesnar is trying hard to land a takedown here. Badonkadonk sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

Lesnar closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Badonkadonk did well to prevent Lesnar getting side control.
Lesnar stops Badonkadonk from getting back to his feet.
Lesnar scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Badonkadonk has hold of Lesnar 's hands but Lesnar slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Badonkadonk wants to get back to his feet.
Lesnar working over Badonkadonk with some ground and pound. Badonkadonk looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Lesnar lands strikes from half guard.
Lesnar lands with a punch from half guard.
Badonkadonk pushes Lesnar off looking to stand but Lesnar dives back in and keeps control.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Lesnar connects with a nice short shot to Badonkadonk's temple.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Badonkadonk looks like he's trying to stand up.
Lesnar scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Badonkadonk is trying to stand up here but Lesnar is controlling him well.
Lesnar lands with a punch from half guard.
Lesnar scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Lesnar seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Badonkadonk is looking to escape.
Lesnar working over Badonkadonk with some ground and pound. Badonkadonk looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Badonkadonk on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Lesnar looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Badonkadonk looks like he's trying to stand up.
Lesnar takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Badonkadonk wants to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brock Lesnar showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Badonkadonk circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lesnar tries for a takedown but Badonkadonk sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Lesnar fails with the takedown.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Badonkadonk is defended easily by Lesnar .

Badonkadonk scores a takedown into full mount!
Lesnar is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
Badonkadonk controlling the pace for now.
Lesnar is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Badonkadonk controlling from the full mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Badonkadonk seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Lesnar for as long as he can get away with.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Lesnar wants to get back to his feet.
Badonkadonk content just to control the position here.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Billy Badonkadonk just wasn't active enough.
Badonkadonk shoots in and drives through. Lesnar sprawls well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Lesnar drives through with a takedown into Badonkadonk's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Lesnar working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Lesnar landing with the ground and pound.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Badonkadonk is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Lesnar working hard to break the clinch.
Lesnar is trying to drag Badonkadonk to the mat but Badonkadonk just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Billy Badonkadonk has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brock Lesnar .
A nice glancing elbow lands by Badonkadonk.
Lesnar fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Lesnar has Badonkadonk pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Badonkadonk manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Badonkadonk lands an elbow inside.
Badonkadonk lands an elbow that stopped Lesnar in his tracks for a moment.
Lesnar is looking for a takedown.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar takes an elbow to the temple.
Lesnar takes an elbow to the temple.
Badonkadonk comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Badonkadonk lands an elbow inside that Lesnar shrugs off.
Lesnar goes for a takedown in the clinch but Badonkadonk prevents it.
Badonkadonk lands a damaging elbow.
Badonkadonk lands an elbow inside that Lesnar shrugs off.
Lesnar takes an elbow to the temple.
Badonkadonk has Lesnar pressed against the cage, preventing Lesnar from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Badonkadonk comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Badonkadonk.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Badonkadonk.
A knee to the head by Badonkadonk.
Lesnar wants a takedown but no success here.
Badonkadonk lands an elbow that stopped Lesnar in his tracks for a moment.
Badonkadonk lands an elbow just above Lesnar 's eye.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Badonkadonk lands an elbow inside.
Badonkadonk lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Badonkadonk lands an elbow inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Badonkadonk lands an elbow that stopped Lesnar in his tracks for a moment.
Badonkadonk creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Lesnar 's defenses.
Badonkadonk lands an elbow that stopped Lesnar in his tracks for a moment.
Lesnar takes an elbow to the temple.
Badonkadonk is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Badonkadonk lands a damaging elbow.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Badonkadonk.
Badonkadonk lands a nice elbow.
Badonkadonk lands a damaging elbow.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lesnar takes an elbow to the forehead.
Badonkadonk comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Lesnar wants to break free but Badonkadonk has control.
Billy Badonkadonk has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Brock Lesnar is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Badonkadonk lands an elbow that stopped Lesnar in his tracks for a moment.
Lesnar is trying to drag Badonkadonk to the mat but Badonkadonk just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.

And that's the end of the fight!
Billy Badonkadonk showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Lesnar has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 28:29
Judge William Gold scores the fight 28:29
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brock Lesnar !
Brock Lesnar seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.