PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Dean (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fred The Shank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dean's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, AC/DC - Hells Bells. Jimmy Dean could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Fred The Shank's chin.

Dean
vs
The Shank

184 cm
25
180 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

173 cm
20
173 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Decent elbows
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Determined

Vitality
Crippler's Corner

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jimmy Dean!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Fred The Shank!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Alec Ball and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Dean.
Dean misses with a kick to the body.
The Shank misses with a body kick.
The Shank pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dean takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

Dean takes the fight into the clinch.
The Shank is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dean is defending well for now.
Dean lands a knee to the body.

The Shank breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The Shank throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dean.
The Shank looks to land a combination but Dean avoids it well.
The Shank fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dean has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The Shank takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Shank swats away the attempt to clinch by Dean.
Dean tries a head kick but it misses.
The Shank is looking to clinch.

Dean rushes The Shank and presses him up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dean landing some nice looking knees to the body.
The Shank looks winded!
Dean throws a knee to the head but misses.
Dean dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Dean scores with a knee to the head.
Dean lands an elbow that stopped The Shank in his tracks for a moment.
Dean lands an elbow that stopped The Shank in his tracks for a moment.
The Shank is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Dean scores with a knee to the head.

It looks like Fred The Shank has been cut.
Stalling in the clinch from Dean.
Dean connects with a nasty looking knee right to The Shank's face.
The Shank is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
The Shank has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dean lands an elbow inside.
Dean misses with a knee to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dean is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.

Dean drops The Shank with a big knee straight up the middle! The Shank is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

The Shank is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dean tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Shank is still on wobbly legs! Can Dean finish him?
Dean tries to land a body kick
and The Shank counters with a head kick.
The Shank seems to have recovered his senses.
The Shank is looking to clinch.
Dean lands a nice looking body kick.
The Shank jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from The Shank.

The Shank clinches up against the cage.
Dean taking a breather.
Dean lands an elbow just above The Shank 's eye.
The Shank wants to break free but Dean has control.
Dean blocks the elbow strike.
Dean is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. The Shank is defending well for now.
Dean with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Dean misses with a knee to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dean keeps the fight in the clinch, despite The Shank's efforts to push away.
Dean effectively controlling the action here.
The Shank is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dean is defending well for now.
Dean using the Thai plumb to throw knees but The Shank has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Dean taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Dean misses with a knee to the head.
Dean has The Shank pressed against the cage, preventing The Shank from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
The Shank is trying to break free.
The Shank missing with knees to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, The Shank just misses with a elbow thrown towards Dean's brow.
A frustrated look appears on The Shank's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by The Shank as Dean tries to tie him up.
The Shank is trying to maintain a safe position but Dean gets an underhook and turns The Shank into the cage.
Dean tries a knee to the head but The Shank blocks it.
Dean creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through The Shank's defenses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Shank has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dean misses with a knee to the head.
Dean tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Shank misses with a knee to the head.

The Shank escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dean goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dean connects with a good right hand that stumbles The Shank. The Shank circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
The Shank misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jimmy Dean seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dean throws a right hand that The Shank ducks under and follows up with a left that The Shank also avoids with ease.
The Shank tries to clinch but Dean moves out of range.
The Shank thuds his shin into the meat of Dean's side.

Dean clinches with his opponent.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dean missing with knees to the body.
The Shank wants to get back to striking at distance but Dean won't allow it.
The Shank wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
The Shank wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jimmy Dean dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fred The Shank's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Dean throws a sloppy head kick and The Shank moves out of range easily.
The Shank is looking to clinch.
The Shank wants to clinch.
Jimmy Dean is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The Shank throws a combination. Dean tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Dean misses with a wild body shot.
The Shank tries a head kick but it misses.
Dean is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A punch combination from The Shank misses.
The Shank wants to clinch.
Dean avoids a punch combination nicely.
The Shank is looking to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Shank misses with a two punch combination.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dean. That's going to slow The Shank down.
The Shank tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dean bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
The Shank is breathing heavily.
Dean pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A shot to the liver by Dean. Beautiful body shot.
The Shank thows a body shot but no joy.
Nice body kick there by Dean.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Dean clinches with his opponent.
Dean utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Dean connects with a knee to the head.
Dean with a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dean.
Dean lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Dean's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dean scores with a knee to the head.
The Shank has had enough of the clinch but Dean keeps him there for the moment.
Stalling in the clinch from Dean.
The Shank missing with knees to the body.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
The Shank is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
The Shank wants to break free but Dean has control.
The Shank has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dean tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dean managing to block the knees to the body from The Shank.
Dean lands a nice elbow.
Dean lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
The Shank is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Dean lands a knee to the head.
Dean effectively controlling the action here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dean misses with a knee strike.
Dean is struggling to control the position.
Dean misses with a knee to the head.
Dean scores with a knee to the head.
The Shank on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dean is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Dean comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Dean lands a nice knee to the body.
Dean slows down the pace here.
The Shank throws a knee to the head but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dean is pushing The Shank up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The Shank blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The Shank takes a knee to the side of the body.
The Shank working hard to break the clinch.
Dean is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. The Shank is defending well for now.
The Shank wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dean gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Dean lands a knee to the head.

That has opened up Fred The Shank's cut even more.
A frustrated look appears on The Shank's face as he tries to break the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dean avoiding damage as The Shank throws knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

The Shank breaks from the clinch.
Dean throws a sloppy head kick and The Shank moves out of range easily.
A punch combination from The Shank misses.
Dean throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jimmy Dean dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Fred The Shank's cut.
That's time! Dean's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Dean clinches with his opponent.
The Shank tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dean blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

The Shank breaks from the clinch.
The Shank misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dean throws a right hand that The Shank ducks under and follows up with a left that The Shank also avoids with ease.
The fight stays on the outside here - The Shank looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

The Shank closes the distance and clinches.

Dean drops The Shank with a big knee straight up the middle! The Shank is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dean keeps the fight on the outside.
Dean tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Dean tries to close the distance and clinch but The Shank swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dean Throws a clean left jab. Dean Twirls his body and connects with a Spinning Back Fist that connects flush with The Shank's chin! The Shank crumbles to the ground and Dean follows up with some unanswered strikes. It's all over!! Nice standup skills displayed by Dean!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Jimmy Dean!
Jimmy Dean decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.