PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Billy Skank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Agaton Piaskun (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Skank comes to the cage accompanied by The Professionals. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Skank
vs
Piaskun

188 cm
25
222 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

181 cm
23
216 lbs
10 - 3 - 1

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Billy Skank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 1, fighting out of London, Agaton Piaskun!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Andrew Berry and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Skank is looking to slow Piaskun down with leg kicks.
Skank fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Piaskun has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Skank throws a leg kick but Piaskun sees it coming and moves out of range.
Piaskun throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Skank counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Piaskun sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Skank looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Piaskun throws an overhand right that lands on Skank's shoulder, as Skank tries to avoid the shot.
Skank throws a nice head kick!

It looks like Agaton Piaskun has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Piaskun shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Skank defends it nicely.
Skank checks the leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Skank on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Piaskun. Piaskun obviously looking to wear him down.
Skank connects with an inside leg kick.
Skank throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Skank throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Piaskun sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Skank misses with a leg kick.
Skank thows a leg kick but Piaskun checks it

so Piaskun counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Piaskun tries to free his leg and advance position but Skank is retaining full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Skank bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Piaskun's guard.
Skank wants to stand but Piaskun is controlling his posture from full guard.
Piaskun pulls Skank in to control the position.
Skank controls from within his opponent's guard.
Skank wants to get up but he can't break Piaskun's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Piaskun lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Skank!
Skank keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Skank wants to hold on but Piaskun pushes him away.
Piaskun raining down shots from the mount!

It looks like Billy Skank has been cut.
Piaskun takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

Skank somehow manages to escape the mount and get back to his feet!
Piaskun fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Skank misses with a body punch
and Piaskun counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Skank misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Piaskun lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Skank has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Skank and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Nice body kick from Piaskun.
Skank tests Piaskun's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Piaskun misses with a hook. Skank ducked under it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Billy Skank will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

A slow jab from Skank misses its intended target.
Skank misses with an uppercut.
Skank swings for the body but Piaskun moves out of range.
Piaskun fails with a takedown attempt.
Piaskun throws a lazy head kick
and Skank counters with a three punch combo that has Piaskun backing up. Piaskun nods at Skank to acknowledge the strikes.
Piaskun misses with a leg kick
and Skank counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Skank connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Skank misses with a shot to the body
and Piaskun counters with a straight right hand.
Skank uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Piaskun.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Skank lands a head kick that stumbles Piaskun and the fighters go to the mat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Piaskun holds on and takes a little breather.
Piaskun has a closed guard, preventing Skank from standing up.
Skank stopping the sweep attempt from Piaskun.

Skank decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Skank dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Piaskun. That did some damage!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Skank misses with a looping right.
Skank thows a leg kick but Piaskun checks it
and Piaskun counters with a nice leg kick.
Skank throws a push kick but Piaskun slaps the foot to one side.
Skank bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Piaskun cracks the inside of Skank's front leg.
Piaskun takes one to the side of the head.
Piaskun throws a lazy head kick
and Skank counters with a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Skank blocks the leg kick.
Piaskun ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Skank moves away.
Skank lands with a kick to the ribs.
Skank works Piaskun's body with a nice hook.
Piaskun tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A jab from Skank does it's job there.
Piaskun's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Skank connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Piaskun scrambles back to his feet.
Billy Skank is winning the standup battle so far.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Piaskun walks forward, straight into a front kick from Skank.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Piaskun is breathing heavily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Piaskun takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Skank fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Piaskun has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Skank pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Piaskun's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Skank looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Skank motions for Piaskun to come forward. Skank throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Piaskun avoids the body shot from Skank.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Piaskun thows a leg kick but Skank checks it
enabling Skank to counter with a crisp jab.
Piaskun misses with a shot to the body
and Skank counters with a slapping leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Billy Skank dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Skank looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Piaskun has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Skank.
Nice jab there from Skank.
Skank ducks under a wild hook from Piaskun.
Both fighters circling a little - Skank finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Piaskun avoids the head kick by Skank.
Skank lands a nice shot to the body.
Skank chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Piaskun takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Piaskun takes one to the chin there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Skank connects with a good right hand that stumbles Piaskun. Piaskun circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

That has opened up Agaton Piaskun's cut even more.
Piaskun throws a wild body kick that Skank sees coming a mile off.

Skank lands a head kick that stumbles Piaskun and the fighters go to the mat.

Piaskun is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Skank trying to control but Piaskun is working from the bottom.
Piaskun is still in real trouble! Can Skank finish him?
Agaton Piaskun has got the better of the ground game so far.
Skank would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Piaskun seems to have recovered his senses.

Skank decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Piaskun keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Skank.
Agaton Piaskun has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Skank throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
A lazy body kick from Piaskun
and Skank counters with a stiff right hand.
Skank scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Skank misses with a leg kick.
Piaskun will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Skank lands a nice leg kick that just misses Piaskun's sensitive parts.
Skank scores with a nice body kick.
Billy Skank is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Skank is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Piaskun can do to turn this around?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Skank lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Skank scores with a jab to the body.
Piaskun throws a leg kick but Skank checks it.
Piaskun showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Skank.
Piaskun throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Skank fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Piaskun throws a lazy right hand but Skank sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Skank looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Skank lands with a nice combination. Piaskun backs away looking to recover.
Skank scores with a spinning back kick!
Skank is looking to slow Piaskun down with leg kicks.
Piaskun looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Skank is fending him off so far but Piaskun persists. Nope, Skank circles away and we're back to standing.
Skank throws a body kick that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Skank cracks Piaskun with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Skank takes a body punch but keeps moving.

And that's the end of the fight!
Billy Skank showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Skank, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 29:28
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:26
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Billy Skank!
An out of breath Billy Skank thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.