PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Brandon Spiller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Urinus Limberdinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spiller's entrance music is I know you want me. A fine choice. Limberdinkle has chosen BLUNT- The Iron Maiden as his entrance music. The key to victory for Brandon Spiller has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Spiller
vs
Limberdinkle

180 cm
27
159 lbs
22 - 11 - 3

167 cm
30
163 lbs
27 - 10 - 0

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World class boxer
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 11 - 3, fighting out of New York, Brandon Spiller!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Urinus Limberdinkle!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, John Roberts and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spiller is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Limberdinkle fails with the takedown.
Limberdinkle checks a low kick from Spiller.
Limberdinkle is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Spiller swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Limberdinkle blocks a jab.
Spiller avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Spiller fails in his attempt to clinch.
Limberdinkle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spiller manages to avoid it.
Limberdinkle throws a push kick but Spiller slaps the foot to one side.
Spiller throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Spiller sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Limberdinkle throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Limberdinkle tries to clinch but Spiller is having none of it.
Limberdinkle connects with a solid leg kick.
Spiller blocks the body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spiller checks a low kick from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses.
Limberdinkle fails in his attempt to clinch.
Spiller with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Limberdinkle keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Spiller checks a low kick from Limberdinkle.
Spiller fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Limberdinkle checks it well.
Spiller tries a head kick but it misses.
Spiller keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Spiller throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Limberdinkle needs to keep his hands up - Spiller had a free shot at his head there.
Spiller takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Limberdinkle tries a low kick but Spiller avoids it.
Limberdinkle looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Spiller is fending him off so far but Limberdinkle persists. Nope, Spiller circles away and we're back to standing.
Limberdinkle throws a series of strikes that have Spiller backpedaling.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Spiller clinches.
Spiller misses with a shot to the kidneys.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Spiller blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Limberdinkle keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Spiller's efforts to push away.
Limberdinkle has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Spiller avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Brandon Spiller has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Urinus Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle lands a nice uppercut.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Spiller is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Limberdinkle lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Knees to the body from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Limberdinkle trying to land knees to the body.
Spiller tries to break the clinch but Limberdinkle is controlling the position.
Spiller is looking to control Limberdinkle's arms but Limberdinkle gets an underhook and turns him. Now Spiller has his back to the cage.
Spiller lands a shoulder strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spiller effectively controlling the action here.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Limberdinkle.

Limberdinkle gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Limberdinkle won't allow Spiller to sweep him here.
Limberdinkle scoring with some ground and pound.
Limberdinkle is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Limberdinkle trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Limberdinkle with a flurry of punches that miss.

Limberdinkle drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Limberdinkle jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle throws a big right hand that misses.
Limberdinkle cracks Spiller with a solid left hand.
Spiller has Limberdinkle pulled in close to control his posture.
Limberdinkle passes into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spiller pushes Limberdinkle off but Limberdinkle dives into side control.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Limberdinkle lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Limberdinkle staying calm.
Spiller is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Spiller just misses with a punch to the body.
Spiller scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Limberdinkle blocks a head kick by Spiller.
Limberdinkle connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Spiller attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
A chopping leg kick lands by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Brandon Spiller seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Limberdinkle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spiller cracks the inside of Limberdinkle's front leg.
Spiller looks to land a combination but Limberdinkle avoids it well.
Spiller tries to clinch up.
Spiller throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Spiller tries to clinch but Limberdinkle is having none of it.
Limberdinkle pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spiller throws a nice outside leg kick.
Limberdinkle avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

Limberdinkle has taken the fight to the clinch.

Spiller pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Limberdinkle avoids the head kick by Spiller.
Spiller misses with a double jab.
Limberdinkle tries to clinch up.
Spiller is looking to chop away at Limberdinkle's legs.
Limberdinkle looks to land a right hand but Spiller moved out of range.
Limberdinkle lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Limberdinkle tries a low kick but Spiller avoids it.
Spiller motions for Limberdinkle to come forward. Spiller throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Limberdinkle throws a body punch but Spiller moves out of range.
Limberdinkle avoids a punch combination nicely.
Spiller misses with a hook to the body
and Limberdinkle counters with a body kick that stops Spiller in his tracks momentarily.
Limberdinkle shoots in but Spiller avoids the takedown attempt easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle misses with an uppercut.
Limberdinkle throws a low kick but it's checked well by Spiller.
Spiller scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Spiller tries to clinch up but Limberdinkle circles away and keeps his distance.
A head kick misses from Spiller.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spiller checks a leg kick nicely.
Limberdinkle throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Limberdinkle tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Spiller checks a low kick from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Spiller.
Limberdinkle throws a wild body kick that Spiller sees coming a mile off.
Spiller pivots, looking for a leg kick but Limberdinkle is out of range and Spiller settles back down.
Limberdinkle stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Spiller.
Limberdinkle tries to move into range but Spiller moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spiller throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Brandon Spiller is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Limberdinkle takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Limberdinkle avoids the head kick by Spiller.
Limberdinkle changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Spiller tries to avoid it but Limberdinkle manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Spiller to the ground. Spiller escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Limberdinkle lands with a good body shot.
Limberdinkle is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Spiller rather than just go for the knockout.
Spiller steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Limberdinkle.
A nice leg kick lands there from Limberdinkle.
Spiller throws a body kick that misses.
Spiller avoids a kick to the body.
Limberdinkle is looking to land body kicks.

Limberdinkle drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Limberdinkle in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Limberdinkle cracks Spiller with a solid left hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle trying to control the position from guard on top but Spiller is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Limberdinkle throwing strikes but missing.
Limberdinkle pushing down on Spiller's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Limberdinkle trying to control from half guard but Spiller is working away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urinus Limberdinkle showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Spiller lands with a right hand.
Spiller takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Spiller is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Spiller throws a combination. Limberdinkle tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Spiller attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Spiller throws a hook but Limberdinkle blocks it.
Spiller misses with a hook.
Spiller thuds his right hand into Limberdinkle's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Spiller throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Spiller is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Spiller tries to clinch but Limberdinkle is having none of it.
Spiller throws a front kick aimed at Limberdinkle's knee but Limberdinkle avoids it well.
Limberdinkle wants to slow Spiller down by chopping away at his legs.
Limberdinkle avoids the head kick by Spiller.
Limberdinkle scores with a crisp jab that stopped Spiller in his tracks.
A telegraphed right hand from Spiller misses the target.
Limberdinkle walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Spiller checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle misses with a body kick.
Spiller misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Limberdinkle looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Limberdinkle tries to work over Spiller's front leg with a kick but Spiller checks it.
Spiller misses with a wild combination.
Limberdinkle cracks the inside of Spiller's front leg.
Limberdinkle misses with a hook
and Spiller counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Urinus Limberdinkle seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Spiller has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Spiller is able to avoid easily.
Spiller misses with a straight right.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Limberdinkle - that will leave a mark!
Limberdinkle tries to clinch up but Spiller circles away and keeps his distance.
Spiller throws a nice head kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Limberdinkle misses the shot to the body.
Spiller fails with an attempt to clinch.
Spiller misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Limberdinkle lands with a nice body kick.
Limberdinkle looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Spiller connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Limberdinkle momentarily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spiller on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Spiller is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Limberdinkle.
Spiller thumps Limberdinkle with a low kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Limberdinkle.
Spiller is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Limberdinkle swats away the attempt to clinch by Spiller.
Limberdinkle tried to score with a low kick but Spiller checks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick that is checked
and Spiller counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Spiller takes a jab right on the kisser.
Spiller avoids the head kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Limberdinkle will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Limberdinkle lands a nice looking body kick.
Spiller will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Limberdinkle getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Spiller throws a leg kick but Limberdinkle sees it coming and checks it nicely.
The fight stays on the outside here - Spiller looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Limberdinkle closes the distance and clinches up with Spiller, looking for a takedown. Limberdinkle pushes Spiller against the cage but Spiller circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Spiller tries to land a leg kick but Limberdinkle saw it coming and moves away.
A leg kick checked by Spiller.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle misses with a body kick.
Spiller buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Spiller chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick but Spiller checks it.
Limberdinkle throws a jab but it's blocked by Spiller.
Spiller misses with a lunging right hand

and Limberdinkle counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Limberdinkle throws a punch but it's blocked by Spiller.
Brandon Spiller has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Limberdinkle tries a knee to the head but Spiller blocks it.
Limberdinkle cracks Spiller with a nice body shot.
Limberdinkle misses with a punch on the inside.
Spiller tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Limberdinkle lands an uppercut.
Limberdinkle lands a damaging elbow.
Limberdinkle lands with a short shot to the head.
A short right from Limberdinkle on the inside.
Limberdinkle lands a nice knee to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Urinus Limberdinkle comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Limberdinkle has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 27:30
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 27:30
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Urinus Limberdinkle!
Urinus Limberdinkle managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Syndicate Nutrition (DUS), into his post fight interview.