PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Danza Kuduro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hannibal Die Rücksichtslos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kuduro comes to the cage accompanied by Suikoden IV - A Formidable Enemy Arrives. Die Rücksichtslos has chosen Mind The Gap as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Hannibal Die Rücksichtslos was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Kuduro
vs
Die Rücksichtslos

180 cm
28
204 lbs
14 - 5 - 1

188 cm
30
225 lbs
25 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Brute
Conviction

Crippler's Corner

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 1, fighting out of New York, Danza Kuduro!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hannibal Die Rücksichtslos!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Frank Dennis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kuduro walks into a jab.
Die Rücksichtslos misses with the body kick
enabling Kuduro to counter with a crisp jab.
Nice defenses there by Kuduro.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Kuduro checks a leg kick.

Kuduro drops Die Rücksichtslos with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Die Rücksichtslos looks back up at him and smiles so Kuduro waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A big left from Kuduro misses.
Kuduro dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kuduro throws a head kick that misses.
Die Rücksichtslos stuffs the takedown.
Die Rücksichtslos misses with a low kick.
Kuduro thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kuduro waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Die Rücksichtslos.
Die Rücksichtslos attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kuduro throws a big shot that misses.
Die Rücksichtslos checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Kuduro avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Die Rücksichtslos misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kuduro.
Die Rücksichtslos checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Kuduro blocks a leg kick.
Kuduro takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Die Rücksichtslos slips under a jab.
A combination from Die Rücksichtslos does no damage.
Die Rücksichtslos tries a head kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Die Rücksichtslos misses with a head kick.
Die Rücksichtslos throws a body punch but Kuduro moves out of range.
Hannibal Die Rücksichtslos is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Die Rücksichtslos lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Kuduro pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Die Rücksichtslos throws a front kick aimed at Kuduro's knee but Kuduro avoids it well.
Die Rücksichtslos misses with a hook.
Hannibal Die Rücksichtslos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kuduro walks into a jab.
Kuduro scores with a leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Die Rücksichtslos lands a nice hook to Kuduro's body. Kuduro takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Die Rücksichtslos swings widly with a right hand
and as Die Rücksichtslos loses concentration momentarily, Kuduro counters with a picture perfect head kick! Die Rücksichtslos goes down, out cold! The referee rushed in to check on his condition - I'm sure he'll be ok but that was a massive knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Danza Kuduro!
A very excited looking Danza Kuduro made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.