PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Parker Griffin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parker Griffin has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Griffin
vs
Dynamite

179 cm
23
166 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

178 cm
21
168 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Parker Griffin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Napoleon Dynamite!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Steve Smith and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dynamite is looking to slow Griffin down with leg kicks.
Dynamite swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dynamite throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.

Griffin darts in and clinches Dynamite up against the cage.
Griffin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dynamite using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Griffin has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Griffin lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dynamite or not.
Griffin pushes Dynamite back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Griffin lands a body punch in the clinch.
Griffin lands an uppercut.
Griffin struggles to land a body shot inside as Dynamite controls his hands.
Dynamite looking to throw knees to the head but Griffin is blocking nicely.
Dynamite blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dynamite misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Griffin.
Dynamite tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Griffin avoids it.
Griffin scores with a shot to the side of Dynamite's head.
Griffin blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Griffin working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A nice right hand lands inside from Griffin.
Griffin tries a body shot but Dynamite blocks it.
Griffin avoiding damage as Dynamite throws knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Dynamite misses with the head strike.
Griffin stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Griffin lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Griffin.
Dynamite tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Griffin misses with a body punch.
Dynamite blocks a body shot from Griffin.
Griffin can't find room to land a body shot as Dynamite controls the action.
Griffin lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dynamite backwards.
Dynamite tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Griffin's elbow.
Dynamite misses with a punch to the body.
Griffin scores with a shoulder strike.
Dynamite fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dynamite tries to land knees in the clinch but Griffin avoids the damage to the body.
Griffin misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Griffin lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dynamite prevents a body shot from Griffin.
A knee to the head by Dynamite.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dynamite misses with a knee strike.
Dynamite landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Griffin on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Griffin tries a body shot but Dynamite blocks it.
Dynamite tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Griffin avoids it.
Dynamite misses with a knee to the head.
Griffin lands a nice uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Griffin.
Dynamite with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Griffin blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Griffin pushes Dynamite back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Dynamite looks winded!
Griffin lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dynamite misses with a knee to the head.
Dynamite tries to land knees in the clinch but Griffin avoids the damage to the body.
Dynamite tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dynamite scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Griffin lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dynamite backwards.
Dynamite misses with a knee strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Griffin makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dynamite tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Griffin's elbow.
Griffin lands a shoulder strike.
Griffin scores with a hook to the body.
Griffin pushes Dynamite back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Griffin blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Griffin working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Griffin lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dynamite backwards.
Griffin softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Griffin lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dynamite backwards.

Dynamite is rocked!
Griffin misses with a body punch.
Griffin lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dynamite is still on wobbly legs! Can Griffin finish him?
Dynamite swings wildly with an uppercut but Griffin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Griffin lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Griffin lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dynamite seems to have recovered his senses.
Dynamite tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Griffin avoids it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Griffin scores with a nice hook to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Griffin blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Griffin managing to block the knees to the body from Dynamite.
Griffin makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dynamite tries a body shot but Griffin blocks it.
A short body shot lands from Griffin as the two fighters clinch.
Griffin blocks a body shot from Dynamite.
A right hand to the body from Griffin.
Griffin lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dynamite tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Griffin avoids it.
Griffin lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dynamite backwards.
Dynamite missing with knees to the body.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Dynamite misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Griffin.
Griffin digs a right hand underneath Dynamite's ribcage. Dynamite let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dynamite swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dynamite's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A short right from Griffin.
Griffin tries to work over Dynamite's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Griffin lands with a left to the head.
Griffin goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dynamite misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Griffin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Parker Griffin dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Ouch! a nice leg kick from Griffin, right into the meat.
Dynamite throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Griffin attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Griffin checks the leg kick.
Griffin blocks a leg kick.
Dynamite moves out of range of the body kick from Griffin.
Dynamite wants to clinch.
Dynamite doesn't manage to clinch there - Griffin circles away.
Griffin moves into range and connects with a jab.
Griffin throws a nice looking combination but Dynamite bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dynamite tries to clinch up.
A jab lands there for Dynamite.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite tries to clinch up.
Dynamite throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dynamite tries to clinch but Griffin moves away
and Griffin counters with a series of strikes. Dynamite will be more careful next time no doubt.
Dynamite tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Griffin uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Dynamite throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Griffin ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Griffin slips under a jab from Dynamite.
Dynamite smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Dynamite is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Griffin.
Griffin scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Griffin swings for the body but Dynamite moves out of range.
Dynamite looks to land a left hand but Griffin moved out of range nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Griffin connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dynamite momentarily.
Napoleon Dynamite seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dynamite tries to clinch up
and Griffin cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Griffin throws a leg kick but Dynamite sees it coming and moves out of range.
Dynamite misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dynamite misses with a looping left.
Dynamite rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Griffin counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dynamite with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Griffin to score with a decent uppercut.
Griffin throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
That kick from Griffin tenderised Dynamite's leg. Dynamite is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dynamite misses with a hook to the body
and Griffin counters with a left and a right that stings Dynamite.
Griffin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Griffin throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Dynamite takes a swing at Griffin's ribcage but misses.
Good shot there by Griffin.
Dynamite tries to clinch but Griffin moves out of range.
Dynamite tries to score with a low kick but Griffin moves his leg out of the way.
Griffin fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Dynamite on the side of the head.
Dynamite throws a low kick, looking for Griffin's leg but Griffin calmly moves out of range.
Griffin doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Dynamite connects with a leg kick. Griffin looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Griffin throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dynamite.
Griffin lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dynamite misses with a jab to the body
and Griffin counters with a stiff right hand.
Parker Griffin is winning the standup battle so far.
Griffin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Griffin throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dynamite is breathing heavily.
Dynamite misses with a low kick as Griffin jumps back.
Griffin keeps Dynamite at a distance using the push kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dynamite wants to clinch up but Griffin keeps it at a distance.
Griffin fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Griffin throws a low kick, looking for Dynamite's leg but Dynamite calmly moves out of range.
A left lands for Griffin.
Dynamite throws a leg kick
and Griffin counters with a stiff right hand.
Dynamite moves in looking to clinch but Griffin pushes him off.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dynamite throws a nice inside leg kick.

Dynamite tries to keep at a distance but Griffin has taken the fight into the clinch.
Griffin lands a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Parker Griffin dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Griffin turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dynamite throws a leg kick but Griffin sees it coming and moves out of range.
Griffin bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Dynamite's head backwards.
Dynamite tries to clinch but Griffin moves away
and Griffin counters with a nice body kick.
Griffin tries to clinch up.
Dynamite tries a head kick but it misses.
Dynamite throws a leg kick
and Griffin counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Good standup being displayed there by Griffin as he connects with a hook.

Griffin has closed the distance and engaged Dynamite in a clinch.
Dynamite tries a knee to the head but Griffin blocks it.
Griffin lands a body punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Griffin tries to throw a body punch but Dynamite avoids it by throwing Griffin back against the cage.
Griffin lands a hook that snaps the head of Dynamite backwards.
Griffin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dynamite's elbow.
Dynamite takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Griffin lands a nice shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite tries to land knees in the clinch but Griffin avoids the damage to the body.
Griffin lands a shot to the body.
Griffin works on Dynamite's body with a couple of short punches.
A short right from Griffin on the inside.
Griffin lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dynamite backwards.
Griffin lands a body punch in the clinch.
Griffin throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Griffin lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dynamite takes a shot to the head.
A hook to the body from Griffin.
Griffin digs a right hand underneath Dynamite's ribcage. Dynamite let out a lung full of air as it connected.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Griffin blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Griffin lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Griffin lands with a left to the head.
Griffin will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Dynamite up against the cage.
Griffin lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dynamite backwards.
Napoleon Dynamite has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Griffin throws a big uppercut that drops Dynamite! More strikes from Griffin and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Dynamite lies dazed against the cage as Griffin celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Parker Griffin!