PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Master Blaster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blaster kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is The Number of The Beast - Iron Maiden. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Blaster
vs
Alphonse Francois de Sade

178 cm
35
178 lbs
24 - 8 - 0

187 cm
28
182 lbs
15 - 6 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Master Blaster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

de Sade tries to sprawl but Blaster drives through with a takedown into half guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Blaster thows a huge punch but de Sade dodges it nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
de Sade regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Blaster.
Blaster missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Blaster is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Blaster advances position into side control!
de Sade is pushing Blaster's head away, looking to escape. Blaster manages to hold on to the position though.
Blaster is looking to take a break and control but de Sade is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Blaster in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Blaster sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but de Sade is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Blaster has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Blaster throwing shots but missing, from side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blaster in side control, throwing shots but de Sade defends.

Blaster has an Americana. de Sade didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Blaster is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Blaster hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Master Blaster!
A very excited looking Master Blaster made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.