PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Francois Duvalier (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Teijo Tarzan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Duvalier's entrance music is Haitian National Anthem. A fine choice. Francois Duvalier is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Duvalier
vs
Tarzan

213 cm
30
300 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

185 cm
28
300 lbs
17 - 8 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Black Hand Fight Gear & Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Francois Duvalier!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Teijo Tarzan!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Tarzan has taken the fight to the clinch.
Come on Duvalier - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

Tarzan breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Tarzan wants to clinch up but Duvalier keeps it at a distance.
Tarzan tries to close the distance and clinch up but Duvalier swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Tarzan tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and Duvalier counters with a crisp one two that drops Tarzan! Duvalier thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Tarzan to his feet! Tarzan is in big trouble!

Tarzan is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Are you kidding me?! Duvalier ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Tarzan clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Francois Duvalier!
Francois Duvalier really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.