PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight kickboxing rules bout between Buck Naked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ruben Wiki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Naked's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, It Won't Suck Itself. The crowd seem to be enjoying Wiki's choice of entrance music: Reuben James . Buck Naked could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Ruben Wiki's chin.

Naked
vs
Wiki

184 cm
32
177 lbs
27 - 10 - 1

173 cm
30
182 lbs
19 - 8 - 1

World class MT
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Good gas tank

Non-Stop Nutrition
TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Buck Naked!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Ruben Wiki!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Hirohito Nitta and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wiki missing with a left hand there. Naked was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wiki jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Naked throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Wiki uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Naked has time to react.
Naked throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Naked lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Naked blocks the body kick.
Wiki looks to land a left hand but Naked moved out of range nicely.
Wiki misses with a looping right.
Naked throws a sloppy head kick
and Wiki counters with a nice low kick that buckles Naked's knee momentarily.
Wiki misses the jab.
Naked misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A combination from Naked does no damage.
Naked throws the left hand but Wiki avoids the punch easily.
Naked with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Wiki scoring well with a low kick there.
Wiki just misses with a punch to the body.
Wiki connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Naked's hands.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Naked chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Wiki can pounce on him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Wiki.
Wiki throws a shot from downtown. Naked moves away and avoids it.
Naked looks to land a combination but Wiki avoids it well.
Naked on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Wiki. Wiki obviously looking to wear him down.
Naked loads up on a big right hand but Wiki slips the punch.
Wiki missing with a left hand there. Naked was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wiki blocks a head kick by Naked.
Naked cracks Wiki with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Wiki takes a swing at Naked's ribcage but misses.
Wiki misses the jab.
Wiki sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Wiki blocks a jab.
Wiki avoids the body shot from Naked.
Crunch! Wiki slams his shin into Naked's torso.
Sloppy strikes from Wiki. Those never looked like landing.
A big left from Naked misses.
Wiki throws out a leg kick but Naked moves out of range and Wiki only half commits.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wiki tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Naked takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Naked misses the jab.
A solid body kick from Naked.
Wiki slips a straight right by Naked.
Naked moves out of range as Wiki throws a body kick.
Wiki misses with a body kick.
Naked scores with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Naked.
Wiki connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Wiki misses with a leg kick

and Naked counters quickly with a head kick that drops Wiki to the mat! The referee starts the count at 3 - will Wiki be able to get back to his feet in time? 4,5,6, he's up. He looks OK so we'll continue the action!
Wiki is looking to chop away at Naked's legs.
Wiki throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wiki lands a jab to the nose.
Naked scores with a spinning back kick!
A head kick misses from Wiki.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Naked throws a head kick but Wiki moves out of range.
Wiki throws a lazy head kick

and whilst Wiki still has his hands down, Naked counters with a perfectly aimed head kick that sends Wiki crashing to the mat! Will he recover? 3,4,5,6,7 - he's back up! The referee looks into his eyes and asks him to walk forwards. He's going to allow this one to continue but will Wiki be able to survive another onslaught?

Wiki is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Naked misses with a head kick.
Wiki is still on wobbly legs! Can Naked finish him?
Naked throws a sloppy head kick
enabling Wiki to counter with a crisp jab.
Wiki tries to get into range but Naked steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Wiki! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Naked scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Buck Naked!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Buck Naked waved his t-shirt featuring Non-Stop Nutrition's logo in front of the cameras.