PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dilbert Chavez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chavez comes to the cage accompanied by When Worlds Colide. Peter Parker is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Chavez
vs
Parker

175 cm
28
153 lbs
22 - 11 - 0

178 cm
30
157 lbs
18 - 9 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Brute

Legion of Pain Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dilbert Chavez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Peter Parker!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Russell Pearce and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parker tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Chavez manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Parker is looking to clinch but Chavez is avoiding it.
Chavez looks to score with a jab to the body but Parker is just out of range.
Chavez dodges the punch combination from Parker.
Chavez has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Parker.
Chavez throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Parker misses with a looping left.
Parker looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Parker misses with a straight right.
Parker tries to clinch there but Chavez circles away.

Parker pushes Chavez up against the cage in a clinch.
Parker crunches a lovely knee into Chavez's ribcage.
Parker tries a body shot but Chavez blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chavez drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Parker blocking some punches.
Parker crunches a lovely knee into Chavez's ribcage.
Parker lands a right hand.
Parker is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Parker taking a breather.
Parker lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Chavez lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Parker backwards.
Parker lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Stalling in the clinch from Parker.

Parker manages to break the clinch.
Peter Parker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parker throws a leg kick that misses.
Chavez moves out of range of the body kick from Parker.
Parker looks to land a left hand but Chavez moved out of range nicely.
Parker tries to close the distance and clinch up but Chavez swats him away and circles back towards the center.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker doesn't manage to clinch there - Chavez circles away.
Parker ducks under a wild hook from Chavez.
Chavez keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Parker.
Parker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Parker tries to clinch but Chavez is having none of it.
Parker throws a lazy right hand but Chavez sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Parker looks to land a body kick but Chavez moved away.
Chavez gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Parker tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Chavez manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Chavez keeps the fight on the outside.

Chavez drives through with a takedown into Parker's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Parker looking to hit a scissor sweep but Chavez is one step ahead there.
Parker working a defensive guard here.
Chavez chips away with some ground and pound.
Chavez in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Parker lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Chavez!
Parker can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Chavez is looking to escape.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker prevents Chavez from getting the reversal.
Chavez is trying to reverse the position but instead Parker has taken his back - oops!
Chavez is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Parker doesn't have the hooks in and Chavez manages to turn into his guard.
Chavez postures up in Parker's guard and throws a big left but Parker blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peter Parker dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Parker throws a looping overhand right but Chavez ducks down to avoid it.

Parker gets a clinch.
Still in the clinch, Parker scores with a nice short uppercut.
Chavez softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Chavez looking for a takedown.
Parker lands a nice elbow.

It looks like Dilbert Chavez has been cut.
Parker looking to throw knees to the head but Chavez is blocking nicely.
Chavez can't get the takedown.
Chavez gets through Parker's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Chavez throws a head punch that misses.
Parker tries to work over Chavez's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Parker lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Parker.
Parker lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Chavez is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Parker pulls him back up using the underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dilbert Chavez. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Chavez struggles to land a body shot inside as Parker controls his hands.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chavez working aggressively here.
Chavez throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Parker blocks it with crossed arms.
Chavez can't find room to land a body shot as Parker controls the action.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Parker will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Chavez up against the cage.
Parker gets underhooks to prevent Chavez's takedown attempt.
Parker landing knees to the body.
Peter Parker seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Parker breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Chavez takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

Parker drives through and clinches with Chavez against the cage.

Parker breaks from the clinch.
Chavez takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Parker lands a nice shot that snaps Chavez's head back.
Parker missing with a left hand there. Chavez was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Parker throws a looping overhand right but Chavez ducks down to avoid it.
Chavez moves out of range of the body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Parker moves into range and clinches up with Chavez.
Chavez tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Parker's elbow.
Parker is trying to maintain a safe position but Chavez gets an underhook and turns Parker into the cage.
Knees to the body from Parker.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chavez.
Chavez can't break the clinch.
Parker pushes Chavez back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

Parker breaks the clinch.
Chavez waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Parker.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Chavez's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Parker is looking to clinch.
Chavez takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker lets loose with a powerful body kick. Chavez will feel that in the morning.
Parker lands a high kick!
Parker walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Chavez checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Parker misses with a body shot.

Parker clinches up against the cage.
Parker scores with a shoulder strike.
Knees to the body from Parker.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short right from Parker.
Chavez misses with a punch on the inside.
Parker lands a body shot.
Chavez takes an elbow to the forehead.
A shot in the inside from Parker.
Parker cracks Chavez with a nice body shot.
Parker unloads a knee to the mid-section.

Parker pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker connects with an inside leg kick.
Parker tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Parker swings for the body but Chavez moves out of range.
Parker throws a jab when Chavez was well out of range.
Good leg kick by Parker there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Parker throws a low kick but it's checked well by Chavez.
Chavez tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Parker manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Chavez avoids a punch combination nicely.
Peter Parker seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Some wild striking there from Parker.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peter Parker showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Dilbert Chavez's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

A looping hook to the body misses from Parker. Chavez does a little dance to reset his feet.
Chavez checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Chavez chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Parker can pounce on him.
Parker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chavez was well out of range. Poor timing from Parker.

Chavez scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Parker regains half guard there - taking advantage of Chavez's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
Parker gets full guard.
Chavez loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Parker controlling the position.

Parker is looking for a triangle but Chavez pushes his legs off easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chavez preventing the sweep.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Parker is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Chavez postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Chavez throws a big elbow that misses.
Chavez loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

Parker looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Chavez throws a big elbow that misses.
Parker is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Chavez in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Chavez slips nicely into half guard.
Chavez wants to pass the guard but Parker is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker is trying to control but can't.
Parker is looking to improve his position.
Parker flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Parker is trying to stand.
Parker tries to roll over but Chavez keeps him under control.

Parker is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Chavez pulls his head out easily.
Parker takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Parker avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Chavez.
Chavez scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Chavez working over Parker with some ground and pound. Parker looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chavez prevents Parker from improving his position.
Parker keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Chavez lands strikes from half guard.
Chavez scoring with strikes to the body and head.

Parker is rocked!

Chavez is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Parker is still in real trouble! Can Chavez finish him?

Chavez is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Chavez lands with a punch from half guard.
Chavez working the head and body with strikes.
Chavez looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Parker wants to get back to full guard.
Chavez working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Chavez looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Parker with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chavez is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Parker is hurt! He's hurt bad - Chavez fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Parker from any more punishment! Congratulations to Chavez! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dilbert Chavez!
An out of breath and clearly excited Dilbert Chavez thanked Mango Nutrition (90% Laundry) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).