PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ground Pound (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chowmein Wok (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pound comes to the cage accompanied by Jam rock. Chowmein Wok will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Pound
vs
Wok

197 cm
26
299 lbs
12 - 11 - 0

203 cm
27
270 lbs
17 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ground Pound!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Chowmein Wok!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pound misses the jab.
Pound's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Wok connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Pound scrambles back to his feet.
Pound looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Pound moves out of range of the body kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Wok lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Pound has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Pound and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

Pound has taken the fight to the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Wok just misses with a elbow thrown towards Pound's brow.
Wok is trying to push Pound away but Pound has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Wok blocks an elbow strike.
Wok throws an elbow that misses.
Wok lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Ground Pound has been cut.
Pound throws an elbow that misses.
Wok swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wok tries to stall but Pound uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Wok wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Pound has him pressed against the cage.
Wok tries to circle away but Pound has him pinned against the cage.
Wok throws a punch but it's blocked by Pound.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wok blocks the elbow strike.
Pound throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Pound blocking some punches.
Wok misses with the head strike.
With the fighters up against the cage, Pound throws an elbow but misses.
Wok working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wok dodges an elbow strike from Pound.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pound.
Pound blocks an uppercut.
Wok avoids a wild elbow strike from Pound.
Pound creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Wok blocks the elbow strike.
Wok avoids a wild elbow strike from Pound.
Pound blocking some punches.
Wok throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Wok taking a breather.
Pound blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wok misses with some punches.
Wok tries to circle away but Pound has him pinned against the cage.
Wok is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Wok has a couple of punches blocked by Pound.
Wok tries to break the clinch but Pound is controlling the position.
Pound blocks an elbow strike from Wok.
With the fighters up against the cage, Pound throws an elbow but misses.
Pound lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Chowmein Wok has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wok blocks the elbow strike.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Pound misses with an elbow over the top.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Pound.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pound blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pound lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Wok.
Pound misses with an elbow over the top.
Wok pushes off an throws an elbow but Pound leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Pound creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Wok's defenses.

That has opened up Chowmein Wok's cut even more.
Pound throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Pound throws an elbow that misses.
Nice elbow from Pound.

The cut above Chowmein Wok's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Wok blocks an elbow strike.
Wok lands a left hand.
Wok dodges an elbow strike from Pound.
Pound pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Wok has had enough of the clinch but Pound keeps him there for the moment.
With the fighters up against the cage, Pound throws an elbow but misses.
Pound creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pound throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Wok lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Pound just misses with a elbow thrown towards Wok's brow.
Wok pushes off an throws an elbow but Pound leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
A short uppercut from Wok.
Wok swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wok fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Pound blocking some punches.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Pound just misses with a elbow thrown towards Wok's brow.
Pound misses with an elbow over the top.
Wok dodges an elbow strike from Pound.
Pound misses with an elbow over the top.
Nice elbow from Pound.

Chowmein Wok's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Wok throws a punch but it's blocked by Pound.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pound.
Wok avoids the elbow strike from Pound, against the cage.
Wok dodges an elbow strike from Pound.
Wok avoids the elbow strike from Pound, against the cage.
Pound comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Chowmein Wok's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ground Pound!
Ground Pound really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that QFClothing logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.