PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gargantua Pantagruel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ivan Drago (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pantagruel comes to the cage accompanied by THE MONSTER MASH! With the funniest video!. Ivan Drago is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Pantagruel
vs
Drago

225 cm
27
300 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

206 cm
25
285 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Wolfpack Blood Labs Q158-Q155

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Gargantua Pantagruel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ivan Drago!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Wagner Zegers and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Drago tests Pantagruel's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Some wild striking there from Drago.
Pantagruel throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pantagruel throws a body punch but Drago moves out of range.
Pantagruel needs to keep his hands up - Drago had a free shot at his head there.
Pantagruel thows a body shot but no joy.
Drago uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pantagruel.

Drago drops Pantagruel with a beautiful combination! Pantagruel stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Drago is looking for the KO!

It looks like Gargantua Pantagruel has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Drago misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Drago jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Pantagruel dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Drago lands a nice hook to Pantagruel's body. Pantagruel takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Pantagruel lands a nice hook to Drago's body. Drago takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Drago misses with a lunging right hand
and Pantagruel cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
No joy there for Drago, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Pantagruel looks to land a left hand but Drago moved out of range nicely.
Pantagruel moves away from the strike by Drago.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pantagruel connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Drago misses with a straight left.
Drago punishes Pantagruel's body with a nice straight punch.
Ivan Drago is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Drago just misses with a punch to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Drago.
Pantagruel ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Drago moves away.
Pantagruel tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Drago was well out of range. Poor timing from Pantagruel.
Pantagruel doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Drago misses with a few strikes there.
Pantagruel scores with a jab to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A big left from Pantagruel misses.
Drago getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Drago connects with a body shot.
Pantagruel takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
It's a brutal combination of punches from Drago! Pantagruel is backing up but he can't get away as Drago lands with one final shot to the jaw that drops Pantagruel and ends the fight. Great knockout.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Ivan Drago!
After the big win, Ivan Drago made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Wolfpack Blood Labs Q158-Q155 and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.