PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Piru Parka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tamias Poochyena (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parka's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, . The crowd seem to be enjoying Poochyena's choice of entrance music: This Life - Curtis Stigers & The Forest Rangers. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Parka
vs
Poochyena

210 cm
29
310 lbs
22 - 10 - 0

225 cm
24
295 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

Great wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Piru Parka!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Tamias Poochyena!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Steven Brown and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parka throws a leg kick but Poochyena sees it coming and moves out of range.
Piru Parka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Poochyena jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Poochyena. Parka does a little dance to reset his feet.
Parka fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Parka thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Poochyena if he has to take too many more of those.
Parka fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Poochyena avoids it really well and circles away.
Parka throws a sloppy body shot
and Poochyena counters with a thumping low kick.
Poochyena takes a swing at Parka's ribcage but misses.
Parka shoots for a takedown but Poochyena saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Poochyena throws a big shot that misses.
Poochyena takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A big left from Poochyena misses.

Parka has managed to clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Parka's face as he tries to break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Parka breaks from the clinch.
Poochyena fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Parka bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Parka swinging wildly here.
Parka tries a head kick but it misses.
Parka throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Poochyena dips to his left and cracks Parka with an uppercut!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Poochyena throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Parka sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Poochyena clobbers Parka with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Poochyena lands a right hook to the body.
Parka is breathing heavily.
Poochyena throws a looping overhand right but Parka ducks down to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poochyena cracks a nice hook into Parka's ribs.
Nice shot by Poochyena.

It looks like Piru Parka has been cut.

Poochyena lands a big right hand that sends Parka crashing to the mat! Poochyena stays standing though and waves Parka back to his feet!

Parka is rocked!
Poochyena moves in close and cracks Parka with a massive right hand! Parka, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Poochyena!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tamias Poochyena!
Tamias Poochyena is the new super heavyweight champion!
Tamias Poochyena thanked the fans post fight for their support.