PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cro Copout (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jim Kelly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Copout kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is you throw knee, i go home. Kelly is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Black Belt Jones Theme Song, you Jive Turkey!. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Copout
vs
Kelly

219 cm
29
285 lbs
28 - 15 - 0

182 cm
29
281 lbs
17 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Powerful

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cro Copout!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jim Kelly!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, George Francis and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kelly fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

It looks like Cro Copout has been cut.
Copout scores with a jab. Kelly acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

It looks like Jim Kelly has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Copout thows a body shot but no joy.
Copout blocks a head kick by Kelly.
Copout connects with a crisp jab.
Copout fails with the takedown.
Kelly misses with a low kick.
Kelly uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Copout.
Kelly pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Copout blocks a head kick by Kelly.

Kelly lands a big head kick that sends Copout tumbling to the mat! Kelly takes a step backwards and waves Copout back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Copout staying out of range there.
Copout takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Kelly throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Copout fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Kelly misses with an uppercut.
Decent striking displayed by Copout there.
Danga de danga de dang - Copout scores with a four punch combination!
Copout misses with a hook.
Copout blocks a head kick by Kelly.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kelly cracks Copout with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

Copout drops Kelly with a big left hand and mounts him. Kelly is in big trouble!

Kelly is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Copout postures up and throws a massive shot that knocks Kelly out cold! Two more strikes to his unconscious opponent for good luck and this one is all over! Copout goes absolutely crazy with his corner! Wow, you can see how much that win means to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Cro Copout!
Cro Copout was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.