PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Forest Gump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobrisio Herdum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Herdum is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Motorhead - Built for Speed. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Bobrisio Herdum was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Gump
vs
Herdum

200 cm
31
275 lbs
25 - 11 - 0

187 cm
27
273 lbs
15 - 8 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Forest Gump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bobrisio Herdum!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Frank Dennis and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Herdum moves to clinch but Gump breaks away
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Herdum doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Herdum scores with a three punch combo!

It looks like Forest Gump has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Herdum checks a leg kick.
A slow jab from Gump misses its intended target.
Gump throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Herdum tries to clinch up but Gump circles away and keeps his distance.
Gump is trying hard to land a takedown here. Herdum sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Gump lands a jab to the nose.
Gump circles away from the clinch attempt.
Gump swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Gump connects with a single shot there.
Herdum tries a low kick but Gump avoids it.
Herdum tries to clinch but Gump is having none of it.
Gump lands with a nice combination. Herdum backs away looking to recover.
Bobrisio Herdum seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gump slips under a jab from Herdum.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gump throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Gump misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Herdum.
Herdum staying out of range there.
Gump throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Herdum throws a sloppy head kick and Gump moves out of range easily.
Gump throws a body punch but Herdum moves out of range.
Gump keeps the fight on the outside.
Herdum closes the distance looking to clinch
and Gump counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Herdum avoids a punch combination nicely.
Gump's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Gump duly obliges.
Gump wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Herdum misses with the combination.
Herdum takes one to the chin there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gump looks to land a body kick but Herdum moved away.
Herdum takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Herdum takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Gump is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Herdum tries to clinch there but Gump circles away.
Herdum doesn't manage to clinch there - Gump circles away.
Gump blocks a head kick by Herdum.
The crowd cheers as Gump lands an impressive looking overhand right. Herdum doesn't seem phased though.
Gump throws out a loose jab but Herdum uses good head movement to avoid it.
A telegraphed right hand from Gump misses the target.
Herdum staying out of range there.
Herdum scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Gump clobbers Herdum with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Herdum moves out of range as Gump strikes.
Gump clobbers Herdum with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

Herdum is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Herdum bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Herdum is still on wobbly legs! Can Gump finish him?
Gump ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Herdum's jaw. Herdum's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Gump does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Forest Gump!
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