PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cro Copout (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Copout might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to you throw knee, i go home. Hogan has chosen Real American as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Copout has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Copout
vs
Hogan

219 cm
29
286 lbs
26 - 14 - 0

190 cm
29
290 lbs
32 - 20 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cro Copout!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Hogan!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Chris Downing and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hogan lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

It looks like Cro Copout has been cut.
Hulk Hogan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Copout is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Copout takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Copout doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Hogan thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hogan throws a right hand that Copout ducks under and follows up with a left that Copout also avoids with ease.
Copout on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Crack! Hogan connects with the perfect overhand right and Copout falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Hogan!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hulk Hogan!
Hulk Hogan bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.