PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Edilson Rubiera (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Whoopass Orrobpeople (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rubiera comes into the arena with ratamahatta blaring out of the sound system. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Rubiera
vs
Orrobpeople

187 cm
28
285 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

196 cm
35
270 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

BJJ Red Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Edilson Rubiera!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Whoopass Orrobpeople!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Chris Downing and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rubiera throws a body kick that misses.
Orrobpeople tests Rubiera's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Orrobpeople is trying hard to land a takedown here. Rubiera sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

Rubiera pushes Orrobpeople up against the cage in a clinch.

Rubiera pulls guard effortlessly.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

Orrobpeople thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Rubiera throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Rubiera avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

Orrobpeople drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Orrobpeople jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Orrobpeople drops back looking for a leg! Rubiera is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Rubiera manages to kick Orrobpeople off! Orrobpeople jumps back into Rubiera's guard.

Rubiera is looking for a triangle but Orrobpeople pushes his legs off easily.

Orrobpeople drops back, looking for a kneebar! Rubiera looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Rubiera looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Rubiera!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Orrobpeople tries to improve position but can't.
Rubiera controlling from side mount.
Orrobpeople is looking for a sweep.
Rubiera working the body and head with strikes.
Orrobpeople is looking to reverse the position.
Orrobpeople is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Rubiera's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.

Orrobpeople looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Rubiera lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.

Orrobpeople looking for submissions off his back.

The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Rubiera stands up out of the half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rubiera tries to score with a low kick but Orrobpeople moves his leg out of the way.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Orrobpeople uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Rubiera tries to score with a low kick but Orrobpeople moves his leg out of the way.
Orrobpeople shoots in for a takedown but Rubiera shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

Rubiera shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Rubiera showed some decent athleticism there.
Rubiera takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Rubiera missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Orrobpeople wants to improve his position but Rubiera is controlling well.

Orrobpeople looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Orrobpeople looking for submissions off his back.
Rubiera is nestled in close to Orrobpeople, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rubiera lands strikes from half guard.

Orrobpeople has guillotine here! It looks pretty tight! Could this be all over! No, Rubiera escapes and passes into side control at the same time. Nice work there by Rubiera!
Orrobpeople tries to improve position but can't.
Orrobpeople is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Rubiera cracks Orrobpeople with an elbow. That is naaassty.

Orrobpeople is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rubiera is working Orrobpeople over with some ground and pound from side control.
Orrobpeople is still in real trouble! Can Rubiera finish him?
Rubiera is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Orrobpeople will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Rubiera in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Orrobpeople looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Rubiera turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Edilson Rubiera!
A relieved looking Edilson Rubiera thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.