PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Lewis McLay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Real I Am Going To School You (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lewis McLay has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

McLay
vs
I Am Going To School You

176 cm
32
133 lbs
11 - 14 - 0

150 cm
23
135 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Insanely flexible

Dangerous GnP
Decent knees
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lewis McLay!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Real I Am Going To School You!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Summer Carpenter and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

I Am Going To School You scores a takedown into full mount!
McLay looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
McLay tries to reverse the position but I Am Going To School You maintains control.
I Am Going To School You putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!

I Am Going To School You working for a submission but McLay is keeping him at bay.
I Am Going To School You trying to control but McLay is having none of it.
McLay is arching his back trying to strike from the bottom but I Am Going To School You turns him over and now has his back.
Well, with I Am Going To School You on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before McLay is tapping out... Can he escape the position?
A lull in the action here.
I Am Going To School You lands strikes to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

I Am Going To School You is looking for the choke from the back position but McLay is controlling his hands well.

That's one minute gone in the round.

I Am Going To School You looking for the choke but no joy.
McLay really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
I Am Going To School You keeps control of the position as McLay tries to break free.
I Am Going To School You wants to control but McLay is keeping busy.
McLay tries to roll but I Am Going To School You sticks to his back.

I Am Going To School You patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

I Am Going To School You is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. McLay is defending well though. I Am Going To School You let's go of the attempt for now.

I Am Going To School You is cranking McLay's head sideways - that looks painful. He's managed to get his other arm under the chin and this looks bad for McLay! He's tightened the choke and McLay is tapping out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Real I Am Going To School You!
A relieved looking Real I Am Going To School You thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.