PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Sheldon Cooper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derek Blake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cooper's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, star trek theme. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Cooper
vs
Blake

190 cm
26
175 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

189 cm
21
180 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sheldon Cooper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Derek Blake!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Cooper moves into the clinch successfully.

Cooper breaks the clinch.

Cooper moves into the clinch successfully.
Cooper tries for a takedown but Blake manages to get underhooks.
Blake is trying to pull guard but Cooper turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.

Cooper decides to pull guard.

Cooper working for a triangle but Blake defends it easily.
Blake trying to control the position from guard on top but Cooper is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Cooper looking for a guillotine here but Blake defends easily.
Blake sitting in guard, not really doing much.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cooper is looking for a triangle here but Blake uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Cooper is trying to improve his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Blake looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Cooper tries to bench press Blake off him but Blake keeps the position.
Cooper trying to remain calm as Blake controls from the top position.
Cooper manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Cooper looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Cooper is looking for a sweep. Blake is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blake trying to control from half guard but Cooper is working away.

Cooper looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Blake trying to control the action but Cooper is working from the bottom.

Cooper looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Cooper moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

Blake gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cooper plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cooper lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Cooper throws a head kick but Blake moves out of range.

Cooper gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Blake trying to stall but Cooper improves his position.
Blake is trying to pull guard but Cooper has him pressed against the cage.
Blake is trying to pull guard but Cooper has him pressed against the cage.
Sheldon Cooper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Derek Blake.
Blake wants to get back to striking at distance but Cooper won't allow it.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.

Cooper decides to pull guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Cooper is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Blake defends well.
Blake trying to control but Cooper is working from the bottom.

Cooper looking for a guillotine here but Blake defends easily.

Cooper had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Blake defends it easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Cooper is looking for a triangle here but Blake uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Cooper prevents Blake from moving into mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sheldon Cooper dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Blake misses with a takedown attempt - Cooper sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Cooper jabs Blake right on the nose. Blake blinks but takes it well.
Cooper scores with a one two! Blake had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

Cooper has closed the distance and engaged Blake in a clinch.
Cooper with a knee to the head.
Blake is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Cooper is keeping busy.

Cooper jumps guard.
Blake stands up over Cooper, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

Blake avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Blake is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cooper had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Blake defends it easily.

Cooper throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Blake escapes and throws Cooper's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Cooper is looking to regain half guard here but Blake keeps moving and retains side control.
Blake wants to control but Cooper is keeping him busy.
Cooper tries to bench press Blake off him but Blake keeps the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blake wants to lay and pray for a moment but Cooper keeps working.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Cooper is trying to work for a sweep but Blake has mounted him!
Cooper is looking to improve his position but Blake isn't that keen on the idea.
Cooper flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Cooper is squirming around, avoiding Blake's attempts to control the action.
Cooper tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Blake with a couple of short strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blake landing shots from mount.
Cooper wants to control but Blake is having none of it.

Blake get's back to his feet.
Blake dives in and grabs Cooper's left leg, looking for a takedown. Cooper pushes down on Blake's head and hops out.
Cooper throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Sheldon Cooper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Blake looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Sheldon Cooper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Derek Blake.
A head kick from Cooper lands but Blake takes it in his stride.

Blake is rocked!
Cooper scores with a jab to the body.
Blake is still on wobbly legs! Can Cooper finish him?
Blake is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cooper is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Blake hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Sheldon Cooper!
A relieved looking Sheldon Cooper thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.