PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Roscoe P Coltrane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bv Rasp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). P Coltrane's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The Dukes Of Hazard Theme Song. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

P Coltrane
vs
Rasp

195 cm
29
190 lbs
16 - 6 - 0

200 cm
30
202 lbs
20 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roscoe P Coltrane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bv Rasp!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Yves DeLean and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rasp defending well as P Coltrane loads up on a big left hand.
P Coltrane uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Rasp.
Rasp tries to score a power double leg takedown but P Coltrane sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Rasp somewhat.

Rasp closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming P Coltrane to the mat! P Coltrane manages to get full guard.

Rasp postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! P Coltrane is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Rasp, into his guard.

Rasp looking for a guillotine here but P Coltrane defends easily.
P Coltrane with a flurry of punches that miss.

Rasp working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because P Coltrane has passed into half guard!
P Coltrane working over Rasp with some ground and pound. Rasp looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Rasp looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Rasp looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Rasp on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Rasp won't allow P Coltrane to pass to mount.
P Coltrane landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
P Coltrane working Rasp over with strikes.

Rasp looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Rasp wants to improve his position but P Coltrane is controlling well.
Nice strikes from P Coltrane there.

Rasp with the active half guard here but P Coltrane passes nicely into side control.
P Coltrane working the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rasp is looking to regain half guard here but P Coltrane keeps moving and retains side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Check out the look on P Coltrane's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Rasp tries to bench press P Coltrane off him but P Coltrane keeps the position.
P Coltrane grinds an elbow into Rasp's temple.
A control attempt from Rasp but he's now mounted!
P Coltrane lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
P Coltrane looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.

Rasp is rocked!
P Coltrane lands a big elbow - Rasp is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and Rasp is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Roscoe P Coltrane!
Roscoe P Coltrane managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Real Fighters Nutrition, into his post fight interview.