PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chino Paako (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sheen has chosen Winning! - Charlie Sheen as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Paako
vs
Sheen

198 cm
25
211 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

200 cm
23
266 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Chino Paako!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Charlie Sheen!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Paul Aken and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sheen scores with a nice head shot.
A left lands for Paako.
Paako keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Paako throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Sheen counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like Chino Paako has been cut.
Paako slips a straight right by Sheen.
Chino Paako seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Paako takes a swing at Sheen's ribcage but misses.
Paako just misses with a punch to the body.
Paako wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Sheen thows a left - swing and a miss!
A slow jab from Sheen misses its intended target.
Sheen misses with a straight left.
Nice defenses there by Paako.
Paako tries a low kick but Sheen avoids it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Paako throws a big shot that misses.
Sheen lands a right hook to the body.
Paako lands with a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Paako throws a chopping leg kick but Sheen manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Paako takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Sheen avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Paako uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Sheen.
Sheen misses with a leg kick.
Sheen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That kick from Sheen tenderised Paako's leg. Paako is trying to keep his angry face on.
Paako stuns Sheen with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Paako throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sheen stuns Paako with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Sheen throws a series of punches but Paako moves out of range.
Paako scores with a spinning back kick!
Paako looks to land a right hand but Sheen moved out of range.
Paako throws a hook but Sheen blocks it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Paako swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Paako looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Paako tries to score with a low kick but Sheen moves his leg out of the way.
Sheen thows a left - swing and a miss!
Paako takes a swing at Sheen's ribcage but misses.
Paako tries to clinch but Sheen is having none of it.
Nice defenses there by Sheen.
Sheen wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Sheen slips a jab from Paako.
Paako throws a hook to the side of Sheen's head but Sheen sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Paako lands a jab.
Charlie Sheen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sheen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sheen throws a jab when Paako was well out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paako scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A nice inside leg kick there by Paako. That's going to slow Sheen down.
A jab from Sheen misses.
A left lands for Sheen.
Sheen fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Sheen avoids the body shot from Paako.
Paako throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Paako tries to clinch up but Sheen circles away and keeps his distance.
Paako takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Paako misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sheen.
Paako lands a slapping body shot.
Paako is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Sheen fails to land with a series of punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen lands a head shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A shot to the liver by Paako. Beautiful body shot.
Sheen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Paako takes a swing at Sheen's ribcage but misses.
Sheen drops his hands momentarily and Paako takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A big right from Sheen misses.
Sheen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Donk. Paako catches Sheen right on the button with a cross.
Paako tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Sheen paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Paako checks the leg kick.
Paako just misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Paako loads up on a big right hand but Sheen slips the punch.
A good leg kick by Sheen.
Sheen lands a jab to Paako's midsection.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Charlie Sheen will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Chino Paako's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Sheen lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Sheen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Paako moves away.
Paako throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Sheen stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Nice body punch from Sheen.
Sheen cracks the inside of Paako's front leg.
Paako with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Sheen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The fighters circling - Sheen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sheen throws a front kick aimed at Paako's knee but Paako avoids it well.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Sheen.
Sheen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Paako.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Paako lands a really nice looking cross but Sheen seems unphased.
A looping hook to the body misses from Paako. Sheen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sheen avoids the body shot from Paako.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Paako wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Sheen misses with a looping left.
Paako wants to slow Sheen down by chopping away at his legs.
Sheen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Paako moves away.
Paako is looking to chop away at Sheen's legs.
Sheen getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Sheen looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Paako misses the shot to the body.
Sheen scores with a jab to the body.
Sheen moves forwards but Paako connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Decent striking displayed by Paako there.
Paako digs a good hook to Sheen's body.
Sheen throws a leg kick that misses.
Paako clobbers Sheen with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Paako misses with a looping right.
Sheen swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Paako.
Paako throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sheen avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Paako is looking to wear down Sheen with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Paako throws a hook but Sheen avoids it easily.
Sheen with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Charlie Sheen seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Paako scores with a hook.
A low kick from Paako is predictable there
and Sheen counters with a left and a right that stings Paako.
Sheen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Paako checks a leg kick nicely.
Paako throws a lazy right hand but Sheen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sheen takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Paako scores with a hook to the body. Sheen takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paako throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling Sheen to counter with a crisp jab.
Paako fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Sheen is out of range.
Good work by Sheen as he checks the leg kick.
Paako misses with a body shot
and Sheen counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Paako thinking.
Paako takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Paako tries for a takedown but Sheen sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Sheen lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A swing and a miss from Sheen.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Paako swings for the body but Sheen moves out of range.
Sheen lands a jab to Paako's midsection.
A clash of legs there as Sheen blocks the low kick.
Nice body punch from Sheen.
Paako will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Sheen throws a jab when Paako was well out of range.
Sheen throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Paako on the side of the head.
Sheen lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
A swing and a miss from Paako.
Paako scores with a hook to the body. Sheen takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Paako takes one to the side of the head.
Paako blocks a jab.
Paako misses with an attempted mid kick.
Sheen bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Paako throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sheen cracks a nice hook into Paako's ribs.
Sheen throws a solid leg kick but Paako takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Sheen.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Charlie Sheen showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Chino Paako's cut.
That's time! Paako's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Sheen gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Paako.
Paako checks a leg kick nicely.
Paako throws out a loose jab but Sheen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Paako misses with an uppercut. Sheen saw that one coming.
Paako misses the shot to the body.
An inside leg kick from Paako misses.
Sheen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Paako.
Paako throws a shot to the body.
A swing and a miss from Paako.
A looping hook to the body misses from Paako. Sheen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Paako digs a good hook to Sheen's body.
Paako checks a low kick from Sheen.
Sheen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Paako throws a hook but Sheen avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Paako's corner calls for a 1-2. Paako obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Paako lands the left hand.
Paako avoids the body shot from Sheen.
Paako wants to clinch up but Sheen keeps it at a distance.
Paako looks to score with a jab to the body but Sheen is just out of range.
Sheen lands a nice shot that snaps Paako's head back.
Sheen takes a swing at Paako's ribcage but misses.
Paako works over Sheen's head and body with a nice combination.
Sheen lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Sheen avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Paako on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Paako has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Sheen.
A nice inside leg kick there by Sheen. That's going to slow Paako down.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheen misses with a left hand
enabling Paako to counter with a crisp jab.
Sheen uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Paako.
Sheen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Sheen lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Paako has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Paako and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Nice body punch from Sheen.
Sheen connects with a nice looking jab.
Sheen lands a right hook to the body.
Paako fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sheen manages to avoid it.
Sheen keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Paako.
Sheen connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Sheen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Paako dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Paako just misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sheen avoids the body shot from Paako.
Sheen avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Sheen bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Paako rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Sheen counters with a right hand to the body.
Sheen listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Paako slips under a jab.
Paako swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Paako avoids the body shot from Sheen.
Sheen checks the leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sheen. Paako does a little dance to reset his feet.
Paako checks a low kick from Sheen.
A left lands for Paako.
Chino Paako has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen blocks a head kick by Paako.
Paako misses the shot to the body.
Paako misses with a body shot.
Sheen lands the left hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sheen scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Paako checks a leg kick.
Sheen looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A nice leg kick lands there from Sheen.
Sheen scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Paako is looking to clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Paako thows a body shot but no joy.
Paako fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Sheen looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Sheen throws a left and a right that both miss
and Paako counters with an outside leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Charlie Sheen comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Sheen has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Charlie Sheen!
Our winner, Charlie Sheen, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.