PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kim Jong Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Tyzzkling (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jong Dong comes to the cage accompanied by Aegukka. Tyzzkling has chosen Dagger (mustasch) as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Jong Dong
vs
Tyzzkling

225 cm
31
265 lbs
11 - 11 - 0

187 cm
27
250 lbs
13 - 21 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kim Jong Dong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Peter Tyzzkling!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Donatello Bradman and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tyzzkling rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jong Dong moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jong Dong fails with a takedown attempt.
Jong Dong has his takedown stuffed
and Tyzzkling counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Tyzzkling keeps the fight on the outside.

Tyzzkling lands a left and a right that send Jong Dong crashing to the mat, dazed. Tyzzkling thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Jong Dong is rocked!

It looks like Kim Jong Dong has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jong Dong tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Tyzzkling paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Oh Jong Dong is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tyzzkling lands a big right hook! Jong Dong looks hurt but is still standing! Tyzzkling lands a left jab and another right hook! This time Jong Dong falls down and Tyzzkling dives in with a huge hammer fist! Jong Dong's eyes roll back! The referee calls for the bell and Tyzzkling runs up the cage to celebrate with his fans!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Peter Tyzzkling!
Our winner, Peter Tyzzkling, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.