PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Peyton Hillis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Hulk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hulk has chosen Pride Opening Theme Music as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Hillis
vs
Hulk

202 cm
24
255 lbs
9 - 8 - 0

215 cm
31
300 lbs
13 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

ATTICUS BLACK

Brute
KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Peyton Hillis!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, The Hulk!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hulk throws a lazy uppercut
and Hillis connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hillis doesn't manage to clinch there - Hulk circles away.

Hillis drives through and clinches with Hulk against the ropes.
A frustrated look appears on Hillis's face as he tries to break the clinch.

Hillis escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hulk moves forwards but Hillis connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Hillis on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

It looks like Peyton Hillis has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hillis avoids the body shot from Hulk.
Hulk misses with a shot to the body
and Hillis counters with a straight right hand.
Hillis tries to clinch but Hulk is having none of it.
Hulk lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Hillis tries to clinch but Hulk is having none of it.
Hillis uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hulk.
Hillis moves away from the strike by Hulk.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hillis moves out of range of the strikes.

Hillis has Hulk up against the ropes in a clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Hulk.

Hillis breaks the clinch.
Hulk just misses with a punch to the body.
Hillis uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hulk.

Hulk cracks Hillis with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Hillis looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Hulk finish him?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hillis moves to clinch but Hulk breaks away
and Hulk counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hillis ducks under a wild hook from Hulk.
Hillis looks to clinch
and Hulk counters with a big right hand! Oh Hillis is in trouble here! Hulk follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Hulk!
The Hulk is the new super heavyweight champion!
In his post fight interview, The Hulk gave a big smile as he said 'HULK SMASH!!!!'.