PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Braulio Estima (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Suka Blitzkilf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Blitzkilf's choice of entrance music: Muslamic Rape gangs. Suka Blitzkilf acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Estima
vs
Blitzkilf

170 cm
25
200 lbs
8 - 6 - 0

195 cm
23
204 lbs
4 - 7 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Good chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Braulio Estima!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Suka Blitzkilf!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Colin Fray and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blitzkilf keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Blitzkilf scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Estima really is a fat lump.
Blitzkilf connects with a crisp jab.
Estima defending well as Blitzkilf loads up on a big left hand.
Nice sprawl there from Blitzkilf as Estima shoots in.
Blitzkilf connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Blitzkilf tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Estima keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Blitzkilf lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Estima has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Estima and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Blitzkilf scores with a crisp jab that stopped Estima in his tracks.
Blitzkilf jabs Estima to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Estima uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Blitzkilf.
Estima checks a leg kick.

Blitzkilf closes the distance and clinches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blitzkilf swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short left from Blitzkilf.
Blitzkilf misses with a punch on the inside.
Blitzkilf tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Blitzkilf scores with a shoulder strike.
Blitzkilf lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Blitzkilf lands with a short shot to the head.
Blitzkilf misses with a punch on the inside.
Estima blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Estima is trying to pull guard but Blitzkilf has him pressed against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Braulio Estima. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blitzkilf softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Blitzkilf lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Blitzkilf lands a hook that snaps the head of Estima backwards.
Blitzkilf misses with a hook from the clinch.
Estima jumps guard but Blitzkilf stands there with Estima around his waist. Estima gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Blitzkilf lands a right hand that snaps the head of Estima backwards.
Estima jumps guard but Blitzkilf stands there with Estima around his waist. Estima gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Blitzkilf tries to work over Estima's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Blitzkilf scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Estima's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Blitzkilf creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A short right from Blitzkilf on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Blitzkilf.
Estima tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Blitzkilf just stands there and leans against the cage.
Blitzkilf lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Estima backwards.
Blitzkilf scores with a shoulder strike.
Blitzkilf lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Blitzkilf misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Blitzkilf fails to land.
Blitzkilf misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Estima successfully pulls guard.
Blitzkilf chips away with some ground and pound.
Estima might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Blitzkilf is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Blitzkilf slips nicely into half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Blitzkilf thows a huge punch but Estima dodges it nicely.
Blitzkilf working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Blitzkilf working the head and body with strikes.

Estima is rocked!
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Blitzkilf connects with a nice short shot to Estima's temple.
Oh Estima is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Blitzkilf is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Estima is hurt! He's hurt bad - Blitzkilf fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Estima from any more punishment! Congratulations to Blitzkilf! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Suka Blitzkilf!
Suka Blitzkilf took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'There is no god but Allah and the prophet Mohamed (PBUH) is his pedophile '.