PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Kamikazee Blitzkrieg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eyelove Fucked up (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blitzkrieg comes to the cage accompanied by The Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop. The crowd seem to be enjoying Fucked up's choice of entrance music: call to prayer. Kamikazee Blitzkrieg has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Blitzkrieg
vs
Fucked up

192 cm
30
183 lbs
17 - 18 - 1

178 cm
25
182 lbs
8 - 8 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good takedowns
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!)

Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version
Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Kamikazee Blitzkrieg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Eyelove Fucked up!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Paul Gruel and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blitzkrieg throws a right hand that Fucked up ducks under and follows up with a left that Fucked up also avoids with ease.
Blitzkrieg shoots in for a double leg but Fucked up sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

Fucked up closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Blitzkrieg's guard.
Blitzkrieg will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Fucked up wants to control from the top but Blitzkrieg keeps moving.
Fucked up stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Blitzkrieg swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Blitzkrieg has momentary wrist control but Fucked up slips an elbow through the middle.
Fucked up postures up.
Fucked up trying to control the position from guard on top but Blitzkrieg is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fucked up is looking to work some ground and pound but Blitzkrieg has wrist control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Blitzkrieg tries to strike from the bottom.

Blitzkrieg is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Blitzkrieg has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Blitzkrieg has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Fucked up can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Fucked up wants to control from the top but Blitzkrieg keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fucked up pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Blitzkrieg is keeping the position for now.
Fucked up trying to control the position from guard on top but Blitzkrieg is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fucked up postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Fucked up must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Fucked up trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Blitzkrieg manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!

Blitzkrieg drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Blitzkrieg jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Blitzkrieg stops Fucked up from standing up.
Blitzkrieg wants to pass the guard but Fucked up is keeping the position.

Blitzkrieg drops back looking for a leg! Fucked up is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Fucked up manages to kick Blitzkrieg off! Blitzkrieg jumps back into Fucked up's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Fucked up wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Blitzkrieg manages to pass to side control.
Fucked up is trying to get back to full guard.
Blitzkrieg seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Fucked up does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

Fucked up manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Blitzkrieg fails with a takedown attempt.
Blitzkrieg takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A head kick misses from Fucked up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Fucked up gets a double leg takedown into Blitzkrieg's guard.
Blitzkrieg is looking to stand up but Fucked up isn't so interested in that idea.

Fucked up avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Blitzkrieg preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Fucked up stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Blitzkrieg swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Fucked up got a little sloppy there for a moment and Blitzkrieg has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Fucked up has managed to get both his arms back between Blitzkrieg's legs - danger averted.
Fucked up passes Blitzkrieg's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Fucked up slips a nice elbow through Blitzkrieg's hands, connecting with Blitzkrieg's forehead.
Fucked up wants to control but Blitzkrieg is keeping him busy.
Fucked up thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Fucked up is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Blitzkrieg moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Fucked up looking to sit in guard and control but Blitzkrieg gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fucked up looking to hit a scissor sweep but Blitzkrieg is one step ahead there.
Fucked up keeping moving, preventing Blitzkrieg from controlling successfully.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Blitzkrieg loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Blitzkrieg trying to control the position from guard on top but Fucked up is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fucked up working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Blitzkrieg.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyelove Fucked up dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Fucked up closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Fucked up lands in his opponent's guard.
Blitzkrieg wants to stand up but Fucked up is controlling him.
Blitzkrieg is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Eyelove Fucked up has got the better of the ground game so far.

Blitzkrieg working for submissions but it's allowed Fucked up to get to half guard.
Fucked up not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Fucked up is taking a breather. Blitzkrieg says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Fucked up working Blitzkrieg over with strikes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fucked up stalling.
Blitzkrieg is pressing down on Fucked up's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fucked up works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Fucked up working Blitzkrieg over with strikes.
Fucked up is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Blitzkrieg reverses the position - he's now on top in Fucked up's guard.

Blitzkrieg drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Blitzkrieg jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Fucked up looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Blitzkrieg drops back looking for a leg! Fucked up is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Fucked up manages to kick Blitzkrieg off! Blitzkrieg jumps back into Fucked up's guard.
Fucked up keeping moving, preventing Blitzkrieg from controlling successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up working a defensive guard here.
Fucked up looking to hit a scissor sweep but Blitzkrieg is one step ahead there.
Fucked up keeping moving, preventing Blitzkrieg from controlling successfully.
Fucked up is trying to control the position from the bottom.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Fucked up throws a series of punches but Blitzkrieg moves out of range.
Fucked up throws a big shot that misses.
Blitzkrieg shoots in and drives through. Fucked up sprawls well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blitzkrieg shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Fucked up as he avoids it easily.
Blitzkrieg with a lazy takedown attempt

and Fucked up counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Fucked up.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kamikazee Blitzkrieg. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fucked up wants to pass the guard but Blitzkrieg is keeping the position.
Fucked up makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Fucked up trying to control the position from guard on top but Blitzkrieg is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fucked up accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Fucked up slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Fucked up working the body and head with strikes.
Fucked up advances nicely into full mount.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fucked up looking to control but Blitzkrieg is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Blitzkrieg is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Blitzkrieg is trying to stand up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up is landing with some decent strikes but Blitzkrieg is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Blitzkrieg is squirming around, avoiding Fucked up's attempts to control the action.
Blitzkrieg gets back to half guard.
Fucked up looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Blitzkrieg is trying to stand up here but Fucked up is controlling him well.
Fucked up trying to pass the guard but Blitzkrieg defending well.

Fucked up is working for a kimura but Blitzkrieg is defending it quite comfortably.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Blitzkrieg looks like he's trying to stand up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyelove Fucked up showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Blitzkrieg tries for a takedown but Fucked up circles away easily

and Fucked up counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Fucked up takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.

Fucked up is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Fucked up works his way into side control.
Blitzkrieg is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Fucked up wants to control but Blitzkrieg is keeping him busy.

Blitzkrieg throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fucked up connects with a good right hand that stumbles Blitzkrieg. Blitzkrieg circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blitzkrieg dives in and grabs Fucked up's left leg, looking for a takedown. Fucked up pushes down on Blitzkrieg's head and hops out.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fucked up misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nice sprawl there from Blitzkrieg as Fucked up shoots in.
Fucked up doesn't manage to clinch there - Blitzkrieg circles away.

Fucked up looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Blitzkrieg wants to get back to his feet.
Fucked up trying to control from half guard but Blitzkrieg is working away.
Blitzkrieg wants to get back to his feet.

Fucked up is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Blitzkrieg defends it well.
Blitzkrieg trying to hold on to Fucked up's head to control him but Fucked up postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Blitzkrieg flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Fucked up seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Blitzkrieg does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Blitzkrieg on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Blitzkrieg looks like he's trying to stand up.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Blitzkrieg wants to improve his position but Fucked up is controlling well.
Fucked up not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Blitzkrieg won't allow Fucked up to pass to mount.
Fucked up working the head and body with strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Fucked up is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Blitzkrieg sees it coming and defends easily.
Fucked up looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Blitzkrieg with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Fucked up prevents Blitzkrieg from standing back up.
Fucked up wants to lay and pray for a moment but Blitzkrieg keeps working.
Blitzkrieg wants to get back to his feet.
Fucked up is trying to control the action in half guard but Blitzkrieg is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Blitzkrieg gets full guard.

Blitzkrieg working for a triangle but Fucked up defends it easily.
Fucked up sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Blitzkrieg's guard.
Fucked up slips a nice elbow through Blitzkrieg's hands, connecting with Blitzkrieg's forehead.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blitzkrieg strikes from the bottom but Fucked up passes into mount!
Fucked up looking to control but Blitzkrieg is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Blitzkrieg tries to reverse the position but Fucked up maintains control.
Blitzkrieg is working hard here to advance position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fucked up connects with a couple of good shots from mount.

Fucked up looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Fucked up landing strikes from the mount.
A nice elbow there by Fucked up.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fucked up avoids the attempt from Blitzkrieg to control.
Kamikazee Blitzkrieg has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fucked up trying to control but he's not successful this time.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eyelove Fucked up comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Fucked up has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eyelove Fucked up!
An intense looking Eyelove Fucked up took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Whenever, in their anguish, they try to escape from Hell, back they shall be dragged, and will be told: "Taste the torment of the Conflagration!" Quran 22:19-2'.