PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jerry Springer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Owen Wash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Springer
vs
Wash

225 cm
25
140 lbs
0 - 5 - 0

169 cm
18
135 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Good knees
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Steel Penn's Exchange Extravaganza

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Jerry Springer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Owen Wash!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Daniel Bishop and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wash misses with a double jab
and Springer counters with a straight right hand.
Wash tries to clinch
and Springer counters with a three punch combo that has Wash backing up. Wash nods at Springer to acknowledge the strikes.
A head kick from Springer lands but Wash takes it in his stride.

It looks like Owen Wash has been cut.
Springer really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Springer digs a good body shot into Wash's ribs.
A head kick misses from Springer.
Wash tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Springer counters with a left and a right that stings Wash.
Springer throws a right hand that Wash ducks under and follows up with a left that Wash also avoids with ease.
A punch combination from Springer misses.
Wash blocks a head kick by Springer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Springer tries a head kick but it misses.
Springer lands a two punch combo.

Wash is rocked!
Are you kidding me?! Springer ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Wash clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jerry Springer!