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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ryan Russo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Homer Simpson has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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154 lbs
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156 lbs
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Good wrestling
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ryan Russo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
26 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson !
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, William Peck and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A chopping leg kick lands by Russo.
Simpson cracks Russo with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Russo wants to slow Simpson down by chopping away at his legs.
Russo turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Simpson lands with a nice body kick.
Russo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Simpson misses with a body kick.
Ryan Russo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Russo tries to clinch but Simpson is having none of it.
Simpson swings for the body but Russo moves out of range.
Russo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Simpson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Russo has Simpson pressed against the cage, preventing Simpson from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Simpson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Simpson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Russo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Simpson feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Russos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson avoids the head kick by Russo.
Russo throws a head kick that misses.
Russo lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Simpson at a distance.
Simpson chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Simpson scoring well with a low kick there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Simpson . Russo does a little dance to reset his feet.
Russo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Russo lands a body shot.
Simpson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Russo moves away.
Russo tries to move into range but Simpson moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Simpson cracks Russo with an open hand slap.
Simpson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Russo throws a low kick but it's checked well by Simpson .
Simpson throws a lazy right hand but Russo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Simpson gets tackled into the cage by Russo. Russo maintains the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Simpson manages to break the clinch.
Russo jabs at Simpson 's body.
Russo scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Russo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Russo throws a leg kick which misses Simpson 's front leg but catches the back leg as Simpson tries to avoid it.
Simpson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Russo throws a half hearted mid kick.
Simpson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Russo was well out of range. Poor timing from Simpson .
Russo lands a nice leg kick that just misses Simpson 's sensitive parts.
Russo throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Russo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Russo doesn't manage to clinch there - Simpson circles away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab, jab by Simpson - just one landing.
Russo misses with a low kick.
Russo ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Simpson dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Simpson .
Simpson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Simpson throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Simpson dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Russo throws a jab but it's blocked by Simpson .
Russo takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Simpson circles away from the clinch attempt.
Russo tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Russo throws a low kick but Simpson moves out of range easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Simpson misses.
Russo throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Russo ducks under a wild hook from Simpson .
Simpson feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Russo's calf.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Russo lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Simpson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Simpson misses the shot to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Russo.
Simpson moves out of range of the strikes.
Russo misses with a looping right.
Simpson dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Russo. That did some damage!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Russo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Russo throws a leg kick but Simpson checks it.
Russo misses with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Homer Simpson will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Russo throws a leg kick but Simpson moved away.
Simpson throws a looping overhand right but Russo ducks down to avoid it.
Simpson tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Simpson looks to throw the jab but Russo is out of range.
Russo fails in his attempt to clinch.
Russo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Simpson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Simpson looks to throw the jab but Russo is out of range.
Russo throws a sloppy head kick and Simpson moves out of range easily.
A jab from Simpson finds it's way through Russo's defenses.
Simpson staying out of range there.
Simpson swings for the body but Russo moves out of range.
Russo buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Simpson scores with a nice body kick.
Russo is looking to clinch but Simpson is avoiding it.
Simpson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Simpson sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Russo swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Simpson .
Russo jabs Simpson right on the nose. Simpson blinks but takes it well.
Simpson swats away the attempt to clinch by Russo.
Simpson looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Simpson lunges at Russo with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Russo's hand.
Russo lands with a kick to the temple. Simpson shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Russo dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Simpson . That did some damage!
Simpson throws a poor cross that misses
and Russo counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Simpson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Simpson connects with a nice looking jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Russo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Simpson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Russo throws out the jab.
Russo misses with a straight left.
Simpson takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Simpson throws a body punch but Russo moves out of range.
Simpson 's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A lazy left from Simpson finds it's target.
Simpson throws a leg kick that is checked
and Russo makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Simpson attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Russo takes one to the chin there.
Simpson moves away from the strike by Russo.
Simpson throws out a leg kick but Russo moves out of range and Simpson only half commits.
Russo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Russo dodges the punch combination from Simpson .
Simpson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Russo.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson scores with a nice head shot.
Russo lets loose with a powerful body kick. Simpson will feel that in the morning.
Simpson lands with a shot to the body.
Simpson fakes the leg kick and cracks Russo in the body.
Russo takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Simpson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Simpson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Simpson throws a big shot that misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Russo, as that shot connected.
Russo throws a jab when Simpson was well out of range.
Russo thows a left - swing and a miss!
Simpson delivers a nice body kick.
Russo will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Simpson .
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Simpson scores with a shot to the body.
Simpson connects with the punch.
Simpson connects with a leg kick. Russo looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Simpson fails to land with a series of punches.
Russo gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Russo has Simpson pressed against the cage, preventing Simpson from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Russo misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Simpson .
Simpson on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Russo tries for a takedown but Simpson manages to get underhooks.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Simpson as Russo tries to tie him up.
Russo pushes off an throws an elbow but Simpson leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Russo misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Simpson .
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Homer Simpson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Simpson throws a hook to the side of Russo's head but Russo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Russo doesn't manage to clinch there - Simpson circles away.
Simpson misses with a hook. Russo ducked under it nicely.
Simpson closes the distance and lands a one-two.
It looks like Ryan Russo has been cut.
Simpson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A leg kick checked by Simpson .
Russo takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Russo is rocked!
Russo pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Russo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Simpson .
Russo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Simpson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Russo cracks Simpson with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Simpson misses with a body shot.
Simpson lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Oh Russo is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
That's one minute gone in the round.
A big right from Simpson misses.
Russo seems to have got his legs back now.
Simpson looks for the body kick but Russo saw that one coming.
Russo fails with an attempt to clinch.
Russo avoids the body shot from Simpson .
Nice uppercut there from Russo.
Russo blocks the body kick.
Simpson connects with an inside leg kick.
Simpson throws a head kick that misses.
Simpson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Russo.
Simpson misses with a head kick.
Simpson moves into range and connects with a jab.
Russo fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Simpson is out of range.
Simpson throws a lazy right hand but Russo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Simpson looks to score with a jab to the body but Russo is just out of range.
Ryan Russo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Russo throws a low kick but it's checked well by Simpson .
Simpson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Russo lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Russo blocks a low kick nicely.
Simpson lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Russo doesn't manage to clinch there - Simpson circles away.
Simpson connects with a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Russo has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Simpson finds it's way round the side to connect with Russo's head.
Simpson connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Russo throws a leg kick
and Simpson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Simpson pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Russo misses with a low kick.
Simpson fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Russo has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Simpson 's corner calls for a 1-2. Simpson obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Russo looks for the body kick but Simpson saw that one coming.
A swing and a miss from Russo.
Simpson throws a body punch but Russo moves out of range.
Russo ducks right into an uppercut from Simpson .
Simpson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Simpson lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Russo throws a wild body kick that Simpson sees coming a mile off.
Homer Simpson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Simpson buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Russo with a nice cross.
Simpson lands a body shot.
Simpson avoids the head kick by Russo.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Russo jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Simpson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Simpson circles away from the clinch attempt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Simpson chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Donk. Simpson catches Russo right on the button with a cross.
A low kick from Russo misses
and Russo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Simpson with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Simpson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Russo.
Russo takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Simpson fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Simpson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Russo was well out of range. Poor timing from Simpson .
Simpson swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Russo.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Russo, right into the meat.
And that's the end of the fight!
Homer Simpson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Simpson winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 28:30
Judge William Peck scores the fight 27:30
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Homer Simpson !
A victorious Homer Simpson thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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